While not be worst service I've ever had I do have an amusing story about why people should stay in school. On the weekend I decided to order pizza for myself and my fiance, We decided to get from dominos because we had a 2 free large pizza coupon (they messed up out order last time really badly might I add ....they forgot the cheese) anyway she ordered the Philly cheese steak and I wanted the Quebecois pizza. I had looked at the menu online and wanted to try it, upon hearing my request the woman on the phone informed me that they do not make that kind of pizza the conversation went as follows.
"hello I would like your Quebecois pizza"
"umm sorry sir we do not make that here"
"....but I am looking at your menu online right now"
"yes sir but we don't make that at this particular store"
"Why not?"
"because sure we can't"
"is it because you lack the ingredients?"
"no..."
"are you untrained to put smoked bacon pepperoni mushrooms and mozza cheese on the same food item?"
"no sir"
"....Did you finish high school? ....you have what you need to make it, it is a pizza you have on your menu why is there a problem here?"
"because sure we just can't"
"...."