Day 1 of MINECRAFT In the hands of EA
Sorry! You've tried to create a world, Please buy the World Expansion pack to get to have a world for a Low price of only $10.99
(you buy)
Great! You've spawned in a world, To get to walk, Please buy the Walking Expansion pack for a low price of 0.99C
(you buy thinking only great deal yet)
You've selected a Server to join, Please buy the SERVERS Expansion pack for only $8.99 Or continue playing Single Player!
(you continue on singleplayer)
Sorry! You've reached your maximum of 5 Blocks allowed for a house, Upgrade to the HOUSE Package for only 45.99
(you buy)
(you continue playing surprised there's no offers anymore)
(you play until 9:00PM)
Sorry! We've detected it's Your bed time, Please go to bed or buy the NO BED Package for only 49.99
(you buy)
Sorry! You've reached your maximum of 9 Hours on the game, Please buy more minutes or sign up for a free contest to get hours, Call 1-800-889-800
(RAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEE And You Throw computer out of the window )