my brother:"i don't want tomato ketchup, i want REGULAR KETCHUP! >:("
"the sun doesn't go up, the Earth goes down!"
Dad: "we are going to the tide pools!"
Brother: "really? is there a hot tub?"
"see there's air- wait, no, thats hydroxegyen!"
(around ages 6-8)
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my mother:
"wow, they have a clear soy sauce!" (she was looking at a bottle of vinegar)
"does caesar salad come with ranch dressing?"
Dad: "Weren't the first christian roman?"
Mom: "Romans from where? From GREECE???"
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my dad:
Siri/ google maps or whatever: "if possible, take a left turn"
Dad: "if possible, SHUT UP!"
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me:
"time is a man-made concept"
(wth was i thinking?)
