All right, don't look at me weird: Strip Clubs.
Look, we were all thinking it.
Essentially, there would be a model strip club with fence posts in the middle, and whenever you would right-click the 3-fence-high "stripper pole", you would have the animation for riding around a Mine cart, but around the pole.
Of course, some of us know that some idiot with a Steve skin would go....pole dancing.
Just a suggestion, you don't need to take any care into it.