Published Jul 30th, 2013, 7/30/13 9:27 pm
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Have you ever wanted to close your door at night but there could or even would be a creeper at your door waiting for you to come near? Never fear! With the revolutionary daylight sensor machine 5000 your door will automatically close after the sun goes down. Creepers, zombies and even skeletons cannot breach your door. If you use an iron door absolutely NOTHING can break in! One man said, 'I can't believe my wife cheated on me for this contraption!" A woman told us, "my son ran away from home and adopted 2 homeless african children after seeing this commercial!" For a cheap price of 1 view to my submission (and possibly a diamond/subscribe/download and/or favorite), you can have yours today! Due to creeper explosions, death or injury may occur. If you experience any creeper explosions seek out cobble and/or dirt to repair your damaged property. Copyright ray2000105 productions. EST. Mar 2012
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