KABOOM!         BANG!    ∗ ∗ ∗



Impress your friends with a machine which uses a binary randomizer to create spectacular random fireworks sequences.

3 settings allow you to choose the frequency of firework launches.

For those of you worried about the Robot Apocalypse, there is manual functionality as well.

TURN OFF DEVICE BEFORE CHANGING SPEEDS!



(Batteries not included)

All uses of this device for purposes other than bragging rights, cat entertainment or fireworks shows will result in instant death and creeper plagues. (Or so say our lawyers) Users' failure to comply with terms and instructions stated will be punishable by choice of deletion of said users' worlds or forty lashes with a wet noodle. Any other terms may be negotiated via PMC instant-messaging services. No user reserves right to claim ownership or use of this machine in other posts without permission from km007001. To all readers: Are you seriously still reading this? Anyway, Enjoy!



    
- T. R. OLLER



     "Professional" Creeper Lawyer