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Illusion Labs Testing Facility Information Broadcast
Hello and welcome to this Illusion Labs information broadcast.
Today we are discussing our latest investment, the Illusion Labs Testing Facility!
Truly our main goal for this endeavor is not to just sit in a bunch of labs and do work! What we do here at the Illusion Labs Testing Facility is push the bounds by actually doing human tests! I know, your saying "Human Test!? Isn't that dangerous!" Well of course it is! But it wouldn't be real testing if it wasn't! We have three main groups of testing courses. First and foremost is the Logic-Based testing. This has to be my second favorite testing course! Want to know why? Because people never seem to be able to figure it out! Now that's what you call test results! Our next testing course is a little more robust. Sadly we had to hire a group of scientists to conduct these test rather than the traditional automation of other testing courses. This course is the Combat-Based testing. We put a test subject in a room, with a bunch of Brain-Damaged Humans. Don't worry, we are actually doing the world a favor by killing all these unwanted creatures! Our last and most productive testing course is the Cooperative Testing. We get two subjects and put them together in a testing course. I gladly must tell you that we have discovered that cooperative test partners DO NOT WORK WELL TOGETHER. They always seem to attempt to kill each other. We even had to remove hazardous testing components just to save money from hiring new test subjects!
Well I must get going and that means this concludes our Illusion Labs information broadcast. Join us next time when we talk about our new lemon powered rocket launcher!
Needs to be updated! D:
Server Page:
http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/illusioncraft/
Hello and welcome to this Illusion Labs information broadcast.
Today we are discussing our latest investment, the Illusion Labs Testing Facility!
Truly our main goal for this endeavor is not to just sit in a bunch of labs and do work! What we do here at the Illusion Labs Testing Facility is push the bounds by actually doing human tests! I know, your saying "Human Test!? Isn't that dangerous!" Well of course it is! But it wouldn't be real testing if it wasn't! We have three main groups of testing courses. First and foremost is the Logic-Based testing. This has to be my second favorite testing course! Want to know why? Because people never seem to be able to figure it out! Now that's what you call test results! Our next testing course is a little more robust. Sadly we had to hire a group of scientists to conduct these test rather than the traditional automation of other testing courses. This course is the Combat-Based testing. We put a test subject in a room, with a bunch of Brain-Damaged Humans. Don't worry, we are actually doing the world a favor by killing all these unwanted creatures! Our last and most productive testing course is the Cooperative Testing. We get two subjects and put them together in a testing course. I gladly must tell you that we have discovered that cooperative test partners DO NOT WORK WELL TOGETHER. They always seem to attempt to kill each other. We even had to remove hazardous testing components just to save money from hiring new test subjects!
Well I must get going and that means this concludes our Illusion Labs information broadcast. Join us next time when we talk about our new lemon powered rocket launcher!
Needs to be updated! D:
Additional Notes
This is made on my server.Server Page:
http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/illusioncraft/
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