Hey, this is Pig.

Recently I've been short on money. Before you ask, yes he does feed me, but for some reason, he only feeds me with pork chops and bacon. I guess he took the quote "you are what you eat" literally, as he just started feeding Cow dog meat.

Anyways I took this from Ugh's rock collection. Not sure why he finds these things so valuable but whatever, hoping to get a few bucks out of this so that I can get some uber eats tonight. Starting bid is 26.99.