<p>Experience MustachioCraft - The best thing since sliced bread!


Welcome, one and all to our server! Here at MustachioCraft things are simple...y complicated. We only have 4 rules, but they're good rules. We hope you enjoy your time here at MustachioCraft, and have a great time on the server. Side effects may include: Extreme Vomiting, Explosive Diarrhea, Stroke, Heart attack, Chimpanzees, Muffins, and Death. Please do not take MustachioCraft if Pregnant. MustachioCraft will never threaten or hurt you, and will never stab you in the back. MustachioCraft will never throw a Combustible Lemon at you. STAFF NEEDED! Let us interview you. (Note: all staff require skype. If you don't have skype, SCREW YOU!) (jk) Um, don't take drugs, drugs are bad, mkay, if you take drugs you're bad, mkay. Marijuana is bad, mkay, don't take marijuana, mkay, If you take marijuana, you're bad, mkay. Trailer coming soon. Okay okay this is long enough BYE!