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Greeks worshiped this god so he would let them grow exotic plants like blue apples from the 28th dimension that taste like oranges.Once he is fed enough eggplants he will lay a magical egg that transforms the person who touches it to a cat that enjoys eating tv remotes.Sometimes his best friend jack the shepherd lets him pet his sheep in exchange Î¼ÎµÎ»Î¹Ï Î¶Î¬Î½Î±Ï gives him a bottle of water made out of solid gold.Î¼ÎµÎ»Î¹Ï Î¶Î¬Î½Î±Ï likes romantic moonlight walks on the beach and...........wait a minute! who wrote the script I'm not writing that, anyway he is 17 ft tall also he loves pandas even though they don't live in greece