Published Aug 23rd, 2015, 8/23/15 3:48 am
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This bloke is/was a woodsman and he was the greatest looking fella in the world.
All was well with this dudes life, he had the girl, a great wee farm and a beautiful daughter whom he loved to bits.
Enter the evil witch with a capital "B" who saw how awesome he was and she got hella jealous and shiz.
She kidnapped the woodsmans family and held them captive while he was out in his favourite place, the woods, where he was cutting wood and saving bunnies from foxes or whatever.
Woodsman comes home to find the evil witch with a capital "B" with killing looking things pointed at his family.
OH NOES goes everyone!
What is he gonna do?
Well oh snap!
Unlucky for witchy-poo the woodsman had been tipped off by a bird that his family was in trouble and he made a deal with the forest gods and stuff.
The deal was that he would become immortal and super strong if he could protect the forest with the downside being he would essentially become the essence of woodlife and stuff/be connected to the woods etc.
He thought "Yeah nah good" and took the deal and titanium like wood covered him but before it could take over fully he asked if he could retain at least some humanity and the gods thought "Meh, sure thing bro" and he now looks like this skin.
TL:DR
Woodsman's family gets captured by hella jealous witch with a capital "B", Woodsman strikes deal with forest gods to become protector of the woods and shiz, he now looks like this and stuff. Oh and hes immortal and strong as.
Thanks and shiz for taking the time to look at this thing.
Keep Smiling!
Rev. ^-^
All was well with this dudes life, he had the girl, a great wee farm and a beautiful daughter whom he loved to bits.
Enter the evil witch with a capital "B" who saw how awesome he was and she got hella jealous and shiz.
She kidnapped the woodsmans family and held them captive while he was out in his favourite place, the woods, where he was cutting wood and saving bunnies from foxes or whatever.
Woodsman comes home to find the evil witch with a capital "B" with killing looking things pointed at his family.
OH NOES goes everyone!
What is he gonna do?
Well oh snap!
Unlucky for witchy-poo the woodsman had been tipped off by a bird that his family was in trouble and he made a deal with the forest gods and stuff.
The deal was that he would become immortal and super strong if he could protect the forest with the downside being he would essentially become the essence of woodlife and stuff/be connected to the woods etc.
He thought "Yeah nah good" and took the deal and titanium like wood covered him but before it could take over fully he asked if he could retain at least some humanity and the gods thought "Meh, sure thing bro" and he now looks like this skin.
TL:DR
Woodsman's family gets captured by hella jealous witch with a capital "B", Woodsman strikes deal with forest gods to become protector of the woods and shiz, he now looks like this and stuff. Oh and hes immortal and strong as.
Thanks and shiz for taking the time to look at this thing.
Keep Smiling!
Rev. ^-^
Gender | Male |
Format | Java |
Model | Alex |
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