Published May 6th, 2017, 5/6/17 8:22 am
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Introducing the latest (not so) superhero that has (not so) saved the world, Allergic_Man!
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Did I mention Allergic_Man is allergic to liars? Might come in handy someday... but how can you tell if they're lying if your allergic to everything else, amarite?
remove the hat for stuffz
Story
He was born when the most allergic man fell in love with the most allergic woman and they decided to have a baby to share in their suffering! But sadly, the parent's allergies mixed and created MORE allergies for the baby.
He was allergic most things, even his mom! Imagine, the hardship he went through eating in his first months. *insert a picture of long distance feeding here, because baby Allergic_Man is picky on the freshness of his food*
As he grew up, he began to develop more allergies, the only things he's not allergic are: cotton, metal, glass, plastic, peanuts, Hawaiian pizza (THANK GOD), and newly discovered due to his visit in the museum, Moon dust.
A scientist approached him at the museum and asked Allergic_Man if he would like to be the first resident on the moon.
He said yes because duh, he doesn't want to experience rashes anymore, what do you expect people?? And off he went with his training.
Few months later...
Allergic_Man is on the moon, he's new to this "decreases in gravity" and now he believes he's Superman (geddit? cuz S.M was a normal guy in Krypton and on earth he's...yeah) because he can't be bothered to listen to all those lessons because he's allergic to it (lucky guy).
After getting used to the moon years YEARS later...
He now does experiments for NASA and welcomes other astronauts with moon flowers. Oh yeah, since the moon is getting kinda colonized, astronauts are bringing more earth stuff there, thus giving him rashes again. Poor guy.
He was allergic most things, even his mom! Imagine, the hardship he went through eating in his first months. *insert a picture of long distance feeding here, because baby Allergic_Man is picky on the freshness of his food*
As he grew up, he began to develop more allergies, the only things he's not allergic are: cotton, metal, glass, plastic, peanuts, Hawaiian pizza (THANK GOD), and newly discovered due to his visit in the museum, Moon dust.
A scientist approached him at the museum and asked Allergic_Man if he would like to be the first resident on the moon.
He said yes because duh, he doesn't want to experience rashes anymore, what do you expect people?? And off he went with his training.
Few months later...
Allergic_Man is on the moon, he's new to this "decreases in gravity" and now he believes he's Superman (geddit? cuz S.M was a normal guy in Krypton and on earth he's...yeah) because he can't be bothered to listen to all those lessons because he's allergic to it (lucky guy).
After getting used to the moon years YEARS later...
He now does experiments for NASA and welcomes other astronauts with moon flowers. Oh yeah, since the moon is getting kinda colonized, astronauts are bringing more earth stuff there, thus giving him rashes again. Poor guy.
Why the pink suit
So bad guys can't see his rashes.
Nah, it's because of an incident like this:
Nah, it's because of an incident like this:
Did I mention Allergic_Man is allergic to liars? Might come in handy someday... but how can you tell if they're lying if your allergic to everything else, amarite?
| Gender | Male |
| Format | Java |
| Model | Steve |
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