On a day like no other. A baker decided to cook a big human size cookie... but it wen't horribly wrong. you see his wife was a fairy, and instead of using normal choc chips, he used magic choc chips which made it ALIVE!!!
the cookieperson became self aware, and knew it was going to be eaten by the baker, so it KILLED HIM!!! (bet you didnt see that coming!) but not before having a big chunk of his head bitten off. the cookie then ran away. but before leaving, the cookie found a magical bikini that let it talk! so then it set out on its adventure to CONQUER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The end?