Danny Sexbang, half of the band Ninja Sex Party!

Fact about Danny and Ninja Sex Party:

-he once won the whole superbowl by himself
-he can bench an entire continental shelf
-he already cured all diseases last week
-he killed a motherf-ing mythical beast
-he is a unicorn wizard
-he f-ed all your things
-everyone in the band has an STD except for him
-he just wants to dance
-he has ridden thousands of miles
-he has lived through the deadliest trials
-he fought through battles you can't even dream for a taste of your peppermint creams
-he has a black belt in Amazing
-he has a diploma from the university of f-ing keeping it real
-fyi he wants to f your a
-everybody shut up, he has an erection
-he'll give you three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month
(but not more than four times a month, that would be ridiculous)
-the ultimate sandwich uses weapons grade ham to awaken your passions, make you feel like a man
-it's as dense as an anvil and as big as a raft
-it's sun-dried tomatoes grip the sides of his shaft
-no reason boner is ruining his life
-he'll help you train to be a great lover
-thinking about sex makes him cry
-there would be no sadness if he was super gay
-puppies in space can't survive
-he and ninja brian are best friends forever
-he just invited your ass to the party of your life
-are you motherf-ing excited?
-he and ninja brian once saved the world from supermonsters
-girl, he's gonna take your on a date tonight
-so put on your sexy dress and meet him in his chambers by the firelight
-this night is gonna be the best of your life
-the mood is right
-you look more beautiful than poetry can describe
-he'll be there to lift you when you fall with one arm around your shoulder and the other on his balls
-hey boys and girls, this ninja science lesson's gonna rock your world
-they are ninja sex party, shooting music all over your body
-brian's a ninja
-danny's a hot jew
-they're getting sexy for you
-you can do him
-when the last eagle flies over the last crumbling mountain
-and the last lion roars at the last dusty fountain
-in the shadow of the forest, though she may be old and worn, they will stare unbelieving at the last unicorn

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