In the ancient civilization of Derptopia, the people of the capitol city Derpopolis were in fearsome trouble. An even older plague called "Intellegitis" caused their intelligence and brain capacity were increasing rapidly. WAY to rapidly. Their brains couldn't handle the capacity of their intelligence and started dying off, one by one. But one day, a light started to shine in the sky. The living people looked up to the sky and saw something... no, someONE coming down from the star. He crash landed face first into the side of the capitol building. The people of the city ran over to the dropped angel and witnessed something only an idiot could understand. It decided to start yelling at the sky and flailing its arms and slapped all of the people watching. When the people got slapped, they started to feel better and more stupid. They felt better after he slapped everyone at least ten times. When he saw his job was finished, he looked up to the sky and started wailing out "Stairway to Heaven" and ascended.

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