Derpy Bot liked snacks, mainly candy bars. He wanted to open a shop, but robots were not permitted to open shops (they do not have equal rights in the future). So derpy bot sat and computed, processed, and rebooted. Just then he formulated an answer to his issue. He would become a shop himself. From then on he dedicated himself to becoming the world's best vending machine. He could walk, talk, and stock himself. He only bought the finest candy bars and snacks to put in his compartment. Derpy bot's dream had come true.