Published May 22nd, 2021, 5/22/21 9:45 pm
- 311 views, 1 today
- 4 downloads, 0 today
6
It's Albert Einstein! But wait, what is wrong with him?
Everyone knows about the Albert Einstein of this universe, but what about other Albert Einsteins of other parts of the multiverse? The following story discusses the story of the Albert Einstein of universe [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!], also known as the Einsteinverse.
The Einsteinverse
A long time ago in a universe that parallels ours, Albert Einstein, a renowned physicist of the early 20th century, had recently learned about the discovery of a new element, atomic number 99. This element had been discovered as a component of the debris of the first hydrogen bomb explosion the previous year, and was found to be highly radioactive.
Einstein was very interested in this new discovery, so he asked Albert Ghiorso, the discoverer of the element, if he could take a closer look at the element. Ghiorso was hesitant, but after a few months he allowed Einstein to see element 99.
A year later Albert Einstein received a message that they wanted him on the team studying the new element, and he accepted. About three months in to the job he was an unfortunate accident that led to the loss of most of element 99. As Einstein was moving the container of element 99 from one table to another he tripped and accidentally dropped the container on the floor. Despite the container being reinforced it broke. When they looked inside afterward they found only 10 percent of what they previously had, and the rest had mysteriously disappeared. After the accident Einstein was dismissed from the team.
Einstein sorrowed over what he had done, so much that he couldn't sleep that night. In the morning, as he was writing an apology he was suddenly seized by a severe headache and soon fell unconscious. Upon waking up he was confused to find that he appeared to be half covered in a silvery metallic material. He left immediately to find medical help, as he thought that he had eaten something that had caused the headache and hallucinations.
What they found was that the metallic substance was made of element 99. It had somehow fused with his body and was spreading. As they tried to figure out what had happened the amount of radiation being emitted from Einstein began to increase, and started flooding the medical building with unsafe levels of radiation, so they moved him to a special location in the [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!] where he remained under observation for the next 10 years.
Many things were discovered during that time including the following: Einstein stopped aging at age 76; Einstein [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!]; Level of radiation emitted by Einstein is approximately 12 Gy: Einstein's IQ increased to 465 as of 1966
Element 99 named einsteinium in 1968
In 1992 the cause of Einstein's "infection" from the einsteinium was found. Einsteinium has a property that [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!]. This led to the discovery of [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!] and [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!]. The [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!] and [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!] will [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!]. [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!] is now [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!].
This information may be altered by the IPD (Interdimensional Police Department) at some point in the future, at which point this section will probably either be completely removed or have many spaces labeled Classified Information.
--[This document has been altered from its original form by the IPD]--
Meanwhile in our universe:
Einsteinium discovered 1952.
Einstein died 1955
Einsteinium was named in 1955.
Yeah, our universe is a little bit more boring.
Einsteinium is a synthetic element with the symbol Es and atomic number 99. Einsteinium is a member of the actinide series and it is the seventh transuranic element. It is named to honor Albert Einstein. Einsteinium was discovered as a component of the debris of the first hydrogen bomb explosion in 1952.
Einsteinium Einstein is the perfect mix between Einstein and the element einsteinium!
Everyone knows about the Albert Einstein of this universe, but what about other Albert Einsteins of other parts of the multiverse? The following story discusses the story of the Albert Einstein of universe [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!], also known as the Einsteinverse.
The Einsteinverse
A long time ago in a universe that parallels ours, Albert Einstein, a renowned physicist of the early 20th century, had recently learned about the discovery of a new element, atomic number 99. This element had been discovered as a component of the debris of the first hydrogen bomb explosion the previous year, and was found to be highly radioactive.
Einstein was very interested in this new discovery, so he asked Albert Ghiorso, the discoverer of the element, if he could take a closer look at the element. Ghiorso was hesitant, but after a few months he allowed Einstein to see element 99.
A year later Albert Einstein received a message that they wanted him on the team studying the new element, and he accepted. About three months in to the job he was an unfortunate accident that led to the loss of most of element 99. As Einstein was moving the container of element 99 from one table to another he tripped and accidentally dropped the container on the floor. Despite the container being reinforced it broke. When they looked inside afterward they found only 10 percent of what they previously had, and the rest had mysteriously disappeared. After the accident Einstein was dismissed from the team.
Einstein sorrowed over what he had done, so much that he couldn't sleep that night. In the morning, as he was writing an apology he was suddenly seized by a severe headache and soon fell unconscious. Upon waking up he was confused to find that he appeared to be half covered in a silvery metallic material. He left immediately to find medical help, as he thought that he had eaten something that had caused the headache and hallucinations.
What they found was that the metallic substance was made of element 99. It had somehow fused with his body and was spreading. As they tried to figure out what had happened the amount of radiation being emitted from Einstein began to increase, and started flooding the medical building with unsafe levels of radiation, so they moved him to a special location in the [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!] where he remained under observation for the next 10 years.
Many things were discovered during that time including the following: Einstein stopped aging at age 76; Einstein [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!]; Level of radiation emitted by Einstein is approximately 12 Gy: Einstein's IQ increased to 465 as of 1966
Element 99 named einsteinium in 1968
In 1992 the cause of Einstein's "infection" from the einsteinium was found. Einsteinium has a property that [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!]. This led to the discovery of [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!] and [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!]. The [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!] and [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!] will [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!]. [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!] is now [!CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!].
This information may be altered by the IPD (Interdimensional Police Department) at some point in the future, at which point this section will probably either be completely removed or have many spaces labeled Classified Information.
--[This document has been altered from its original form by the IPD]--
Meanwhile in our universe:
Einsteinium discovered 1952.
Einstein died 1955
Einsteinium was named in 1955.
Yeah, our universe is a little bit more boring.
Einsteinium is a synthetic element with the symbol Es and atomic number 99. Einsteinium is a member of the actinide series and it is the seventh transuranic element. It is named to honor Albert Einstein. Einsteinium was discovered as a component of the debris of the first hydrogen bomb explosion in 1952.
Einsteinium Einstein is the perfect mix between Einstein and the element einsteinium!
| Credit | BlockBench and Gimp |
| Gender | Male |
| Format | Java |
| Model | Alex |
| Tags |
5133362
5
Monarque
SoapSoapSoap
DeathLegend15
FrankenBobbo
FayLovesOneshot8879
Hazza4713
mitziolet
_BenQ_
NotStraight
ingridguerci94
katress
autumn
Buhh
Create an account or sign in to comment.