When nighttime comes, and the criminals prowl the city, there is only one hero who thinks he can save us, Fast Food Man! With agility matching that of a bulldozer, he waddles towards criminals, toting as much fast food as he can carry. He leaps up to them and begins force feeding them fast food hoping to make them puke, possibly detaining them long enough for the Police to maybe arrive and haul them off to jail. His powers include the ability to feed someone at lighting speed, potentially causing them to vomit, and the ability to carry heavy weights with him, without getting tired.