Hai, take you seat and prepare youself for.... *Drum rolls*

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"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Welcome to the circus. And I am... "

I'm gonna tell you how a wild ferret could be in the circus and got the role as ringmaster.
Since most circuses became so very popular in many years ago, each circus had to improve its quality of the show to bring the best experience to its audiences. And every circus has been needing more fresh ideas for making more original shows. They have been bringing more animals to play on their tools like balls, bycicles, etc. but not for this one. I mean this circus that I am going to say next...

Somewhere on the earth (Minecraft)... the leader of circus, or we sometime call him "Ringmaster", had problem about controling the sense of shows on audiences because they were too excited after seeing shows and could not stop chatting with each other. Their sounds just broke the concentrations of actors and animals on the shows. The leader of circus found that it was quite hard to make some audiences to focus to him. So he spent time after the shows ended and gathering information to invent something to solve that problem.

2 years later, he finally got the idea to solve the problem. He thought that he should start taming a ferret, his favorite pet, to train it and allow it to act like him because the way it ran and moved was so cute, so people would focus on and follow its moves easily. Since ferret is naughty animal, he spent 5 hours everyday in 18 month to train his pet. Now his ferret is ready to have role as ringmaster on the stage.

"The Gentle Ferret, the ringmaster who is going to give you the best experience of our shows..."

It is the circus leader's ferret! He now is opening and closing his mouth like human. All audiences are shocked and start chatting so loudly, some of them shout "OMG!" at him. How could that ferret speak?

It is the voices from circus leader, who is hiding on the side of stage and speaking as voice actor for his ferret. He is a bit excited on the reaction from audiences. His ferret then walks to the center of stage, he then starts speaking next sentenses as his ferret starts stepping toward to its audiences.

"Please calm down a bit, audiences. We are concentrating on our shows to give you the best experience. Get ready to the show!"

Magically, the peace is brought back to the circus again. All audiences have sparkles in their eyes.

*Drum rolls*

Guess what!
All audiences are entertained and they had the best experience since they saw "Gentle Ferret the Ringmaster".