Since my roleplay character on The Valar Project ( a LOTR server)  is a geezer from Gondor, I decided to make this skin of Gondor's base militia, the sword-bearing red-shirt of Arda, as previously stated in the caption.

==Siege of Minas Tirith==
"Theoden's betrayed me... ABANDON YOUR POSTS!  FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!"
<Gandalf whacks Denethor unconcious with his staff>
"Prepare for battle!"
"Return to your posts! To the wall! Defend the wall!"
"Send these foul demons into the ABYSS!" (My catchphrase before playing a game of soccer)
<catapults fling large pieces of stone at the orc hordes>
<large stone is flying towards Gothmog, leader of the Orcs, everyone around him backs away, and he moves out of the way at the last second, spitting on the stone that would have killed him, you know, he's a badass.>
<Enter Fell-beasts>
<wide shot of Fell-beasts attacking soldiers on the wall>
"The wall is too strong, nothing can breach it!"
"Grond can... Bring out the Wolf's Head."
<enter a massive battering ram shaped like a snarling wolf, pushed along by massive Olog-hai>
"AIM FOR THE TROLLS! KILL THE TROLLS! BRING THEM DOWN!" (basically every Internet comment I've ever made)
<volley of arrows from the wall toward the trolls, none fatally wounding them> (Legolas at Helm's Deep much?)
"You are soldiers of Gondor-
<Grond swings>
"-no matter what comes through that gate you will stand your ground!"
<Grond swings again, smashing open the gates>
"Volley!"
<volley of arrows at invading troll>
"Retreat!"
=end of Siege of Minas Tirith onscreen==

A skin I made for the Valar Project (and for my own amusement), enjoy!