King John was third in line for the throne in a feudalist society. His father obviously favorited his older brother, and out of jealousy for his father's attention and greed for the throne, he killed both unsuspecting brothers and imprisoned his unsuspecting father. Because everyone's unsuspecting in a feudalist society. Paying off the castle staff, he claimed the throne for himself and became a ruthless -- yet powerful -- king. What's that? You want more of a backstory? Kids these days. You take everything for granted. *mumbling about the old days of a feudalist society*

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