This is the high swinging ape. He was found in the jungles of the Minecraft world alone and sad. He was eating his fruit and grunting loudly on top of a tall tree. I looked at him, and he looked back at me.
"What are you looking at?" Said mr monkey.
"No more monkeying around you," I said back.
From that moment on, we were friends. Apes are man's new best friend. Or, at least my new best friend...