I sit down when I pee  
There's nothing that crazy 'bout me
I'm just takin' a wiz 
Mind your own biz
Why's everybody always staring at me?



Hey bro
I gotta go
Let me through gotta go number two
No can do I'm taking a wee
Sittin' on the loo takin' a good long pee (Kidney stones?)
Are you sittin' down?
I'm sittin' down
You're not makin' brown?
I'm not makin' brown
You makin' iced tea?
Just lemonade
But are you sittin' down?
I'm sittin' down!