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For the historically-deprived: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori_Rasputin
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Hullo, hey, and salutations my many friends. It's been a very long while, hasn't it? Over the course of my semi-dead state ("he's only mostly dead"), I've been doing a lot of stuff. Between my two jobs, looking for a tutor, hanging out with friends, and socializing in real life, I've been pretty booked in terms of what to do, leaving little time and interest in pursuing the smaller hobbies in my life. Now, though, I've begun to attempt a resurgence. I'll be posting once in a while, way more frequently than I used to, but not all the time. I will still be actively visiting the site however, frequenting chat and the submissions of my m8's here in this community. So, yeah, how is everyone? Anyhoo, as usual, the palette is still on the skin. Don't be afraid to use at your discretion. It's all free to anyone who wants to use it, public, or otherwise (don't forget to credit the content, though) ;).
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RASPUTINALL™, <insert random cliche slogan here>.
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For the historically-deprived: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori_Rasputin
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Hullo, hey, and salutations my many friends. It's been a very long while, hasn't it? Over the course of my semi-dead state ("he's only mostly dead"), I've been doing a lot of stuff. Between my two jobs, looking for a tutor, hanging out with friends, and socializing in real life, I've been pretty booked in terms of what to do, leaving little time and interest in pursuing the smaller hobbies in my life. Now, though, I've begun to attempt a resurgence. I'll be posting once in a while, way more frequently than I used to, but not all the time. I will still be actively visiting the site however, frequenting chat and the submissions of my m8's here in this community. So, yeah, how is everyone? Anyhoo, as usual, the palette is still on the skin. Don't be afraid to use at your discretion. It's all free to anyone who wants to use it, public, or otherwise (don't forget to credit the content, though) ;).
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He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on