Backstory

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Once upon a time, in a land far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, away......
There was a young prince named Bobby McBoberson. He was a TOTAL ladies man, and often forgot to do prince-y deeds.
One of these deeds he forgot to do was a deed like no other. He was supposed to fix an old ladies refrigerator. When he didn't, this old lady become filled with rage and hatred for the young prince. She made an evil potion that would give him an ugly, unshavable, beard! However, the potion went wrong, when she put a frog leg instead of a toad leg in the cauldron. When she got the prince to drink it, by putting it in his vodka, he was transformed into a frog! (However he still had the beard.) The prince,now rejected by his own family, went to the seas, trying to find a cure. Now known as the horrible Captain Froggy McFrogerson, he roams the sea, killing all in his path. (And to eat flies.)

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For the Life on the High Seas Contest.