Published Dec 19th, 2013, 12/19/13 8:32 pm
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There is real no way to explain why Santa is dressed this way...
ACCEPT IN A BAD PARODY OF THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!!
T'was the post-Christmas apocalypse,
And all through the North Pole
Not a single elf was stirring
Accept Bill, who was stealing the left over cookies
And Santa was quietly reading.
He was reading an issue of ELF Fancy,
When he thought to himself,
"Yo, bro. You need to be swaggalisious like these dudes!"
So he want to the work shop below,
Where he found a piece of metal shaped like and "o",
And searched a bit more and found a round piece of glass,
Next to it lay a chain of brass.
He put it together and made a monocle,
When he noticed in the window there wasn't a single twinkle.
He went outside to see what was that matter,
When he noticed rain clouds
And it started to shower.
Then he realized that as his clothes would shrink in rain as they got, which they were, old.
He ran back inside and looked down to see,
His clothes had shrunken ten fold!
But to his luck,
They'd shrunken to look like a tux.
Now on Christmas Day, when you find a monocle on the ground,
You will know it was Santa's,
Dropped by him the night before.
Put it into an envelope, and seal it good,
And send it to the North Pole
When Santa gets it back, he'll right you a letter saying
"Thx for sending the monocle back. That was pretty dope. :P"
Signed,
Swaga Claus
ACCEPT IN A BAD PARODY OF THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!!!
T'was the post-Christmas apocalypse,
And all through the North Pole
Not a single elf was stirring
Accept Bill, who was stealing the left over cookies
And Santa was quietly reading.
He was reading an issue of ELF Fancy,
When he thought to himself,
"Yo, bro. You need to be swaggalisious like these dudes!"
So he want to the work shop below,
Where he found a piece of metal shaped like and "o",
And searched a bit more and found a round piece of glass,
Next to it lay a chain of brass.
He put it together and made a monocle,
When he noticed in the window there wasn't a single twinkle.
He went outside to see what was that matter,
When he noticed rain clouds
And it started to shower.
Then he realized that as his clothes would shrink in rain as they got, which they were, old.
He ran back inside and looked down to see,
His clothes had shrunken ten fold!
But to his luck,
They'd shrunken to look like a tux.
Now on Christmas Day, when you find a monocle on the ground,
You will know it was Santa's,
Dropped by him the night before.
Put it into an envelope, and seal it good,
And send it to the North Pole
When Santa gets it back, he'll right you a letter saying
"Thx for sending the monocle back. That was pretty dope. :P"
Signed,
Swaga Claus
| Credit | To Polar the Archer, for inviting me into your skin group |
| Gender | Male |
| Model | Steve |
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