This skin was my custom skin until I decided to make a crazy version of my old skin (by the way which is NOT on the website).

HOW I TWISTED REALITY:
He was just me until he found a radioactive cookie. He ate it and bits of glass flew everywhere. He took two shards and put him on his shoulders. Then he textured his work clothes on and went to work at Mojang's Skin Department. Then the symptoms of the cookie kicked in. He started to have scary, crazy and funny side-effects, including unnecessary epic faces.