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Published Nov 1st, 2015, 11/1/15 9:07 am
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Take it from me, little buddy.
Have some music, little buddy.
Have some music, little buddy.
Talk
* What?
* Why do you keep trying to talk to me?
* I'll get in trouble if I get chummy with the customers.
* Sorry.
* ...
* SO, I wanted to be an ACTOR.
* Why do you keep trying to talk to me?
* I'll get in trouble if I get chummy with the customers.
* Sorry.
* ...
* SO, I wanted to be an ACTOR.
Life Advice
* I'm getting on in years, so let me give you some advice, little buddy.
* You've still got time.
* Don't live like me.
* I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life.
* You've still got time.
* Don't live like me.
* I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life.
Romance Advice
* Listen.
* I like you, little buddy.
* So I'm gonna save you a lot of trouble.
* Never interact with attractive people.
* Unless you're "one of them," they're just gonna take advantage of you.
* Like that time those two chicks asked me to sneak them some glamburgers.
* And I, naive teenager that I was, said yes to them.
* Bad idea.
* I like you, little buddy.
* So I'm gonna save you a lot of trouble.
* Never interact with attractive people.
* Unless you're "one of them," they're just gonna take advantage of you.
* Like that time those two chicks asked me to sneak them some glamburgers.
* And I, naive teenager that I was, said yes to them.
* Bad idea.
Glamburger Story
* So I went out to the alley to see those two ladies, and uh... you know, see what'd happen next.
* ...
* Then my boss, uh, saw me and asked me what I was doing.
* I was so startled, the hamburgers in my pockets tumbled out onto the ground.
* Not wanting to lose face, I scrambled to pick them up!
* But, as I was leaning over, the weight of the remaining hamburgers...
* ... caused my pants to fall down.
* Then the girls laughed at me.
* Everyone calls me Burgerpants now.
* ...
* Then my boss, uh, saw me and asked me what I was doing.
* I was so startled, the hamburgers in my pockets tumbled out onto the ground.
* Not wanting to lose face, I scrambled to pick them up!
* But, as I was leaning over, the weight of the remaining hamburgers...
* ... caused my pants to fall down.
* Then the girls laughed at me.
* Everyone calls me Burgerpants now.
Mettaton
* When I first came to Hotland, it was my dream to work with Mettaton.
* ...
* Well, be careful what you wish for, little buddy!
* ...
* Well, be careful what you wish for, little buddy!
Why is Mettaton Bad
* God, have you even looked around?
* This place is a labyrinth of bad choices.
* And every time we try to change something for the better, he vetoes it and says "that's not how they do it on the surface."
Oh! Right!
* Humans are always eating hamburgers made of SEQUINS AND GLUE.
* This place is a labyrinth of bad choices.
* And every time we try to change something for the better, he vetoes it and says "that's not how they do it on the surface."
Oh! Right!
* Humans are always eating hamburgers made of SEQUINS AND GLUE.
Why Else is MTT Bad
* Why do people find him so attractive??
* He's literally just a freaking rectangle.
* ...
* You know, one time, I bought one of those, uh, kits online... to...
* Uh, make yourself more rectangular.
* ...
* They don't work.
* He's literally just a freaking rectangle.
* ...
* You know, one time, I bought one of those, uh, kits online... to...
* Uh, make yourself more rectangular.
* ...
* They don't work.
Your Future
* Future?
* WHAT future?
* Nothing down here ever changes.
* I'll probably be trapped at this stupid job forever.
* ...
* But wait!
* There's one thing that keeps me going!
* If Asgore gets just one more soul, we'll finally get to go to the surface!
* It'll be a brand new world!
* There's gotta be a second chance out there for me!
* For everyone!
* So stay strong, little buddy.
* When I make it big, I'll keep you in mind.
* WHAT future?
* Nothing down here ever changes.
* I'll probably be trapped at this stupid job forever.
* ...
* But wait!
* There's one thing that keeps me going!
* If Asgore gets just one more soul, we'll finally get to go to the surface!
* It'll be a brand new world!
* There's gotta be a second chance out there for me!
* For everyone!
* So stay strong, little buddy.
* When I make it big, I'll keep you in mind.
Not the Last Undertale Skin
| Gender | Male |
| Format | Java |
| Model | Alex |
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