Published Feb 28th, 2016, 2/28/16 1:59 pm
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HONE THAT BODY IMAGE WITH THE NEW PREDATOR Series EXERCISE CLOTHING!!!
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Are you tired of not being adequate? Not up to snuff? Are YOU, yes YOU, experiencing grand delusions of toning your body to the physique of a certain pale, clammy, and murderous alien life form? Do you have frequent daydreams of violently disemboweling Covert-Op meatheads in a dense rainforest? WELL LOOK. NO. FURTHER!
HERE at Uber Fitness Apparel Inc., we believe with our hearts, souls, and ridiculously engorged muscles that you aren't your best until you look your worst! Get that body toned to a slimy alien-like sheen in no time with our exercise apparel!
Are YOU, yes YOU, tired of having that old lady or man in the house across ogle at your tightly-clad buttocks as you do jumping-jacks?! Well, you can kiss the old bats away (not literally), because not only is the PREDATOR Series line of exercise clothing perfectly fit for your body, but it also has a laser-cannon built into the shoulder to deal with all the peeping creeps! Bye bye, ol' Mrs. Englebert! You won't be gazing at peoples' misshapen assets any longer!
Is your grip slipping on that pesky rock wall?! Well, that can easily be fixed, for our expert team of tailors has sewn razor-sharp steel claws into the cuff of our special PREDATOR Series Jacket, making climbing everything but difficult!
NOW'S THE TIME! BUY THE PREDATOR Series exercise clothes for the super low price of just your mind, body, and immortal soul! ...and an initial payment of $1250.50 at the front desk. Tax varies. No refunds. Please don't sue us.
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Well this one was fun! Hello again, friends! It's been a long while!
Due to college classes, life, friends, family, and relationships, there's been next to zilch time for making skins.
Sorry about that!
I do hope to make more skins in the future, not that I can guarantee that, though. The drive just doesn't exist as much as it used to.
Anyhoo, here's a skin! If you haven't gathered by now, it's the Predator wearing a particularly cheesy, reeks-of-80's style set of exercise clothing.
As usual, the palette (which is extremely convoluted this time), is included on the skin. Feel free to use it at your discretion :).
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Preview for those without the 3D viewer feature on the site (it doesn't accept the body hat layer thing, so it's missing some sections that are on the skin:
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Reference:
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HONE THAT BODY IMAGE WITH THE NEW PREDATOR Series EXERCISE CLOTHING!!!
-----------------------
Are you tired of not being adequate? Not up to snuff? Are YOU, yes YOU, experiencing grand delusions of toning your body to the physique of a certain pale, clammy, and murderous alien life form? Do you have frequent daydreams of violently disemboweling Covert-Op meatheads in a dense rainforest? WELL LOOK. NO. FURTHER!
HERE at Uber Fitness Apparel Inc., we believe with our hearts, souls, and ridiculously engorged muscles that you aren't your best until you look your worst! Get that body toned to a slimy alien-like sheen in no time with our exercise apparel!
Are YOU, yes YOU, tired of having that old lady or man in the house across ogle at your tightly-clad buttocks as you do jumping-jacks?! Well, you can kiss the old bats away (not literally), because not only is the PREDATOR Series line of exercise clothing perfectly fit for your body, but it also has a laser-cannon built into the shoulder to deal with all the peeping creeps! Bye bye, ol' Mrs. Englebert! You won't be gazing at peoples' misshapen assets any longer!
Is your grip slipping on that pesky rock wall?! Well, that can easily be fixed, for our expert team of tailors has sewn razor-sharp steel claws into the cuff of our special PREDATOR Series Jacket, making climbing everything but difficult!
NOW'S THE TIME! BUY THE PREDATOR Series exercise clothes for the super low price of just your mind, body, and immortal soul! ...and an initial payment of $1250.50 at the front desk. Tax varies. No refunds. Please don't sue us.
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Well this one was fun! Hello again, friends! It's been a long while!
Due to college classes, life, friends, family, and relationships, there's been next to zilch time for making skins.
Sorry about that!
I do hope to make more skins in the future, not that I can guarantee that, though. The drive just doesn't exist as much as it used to.
Anyhoo, here's a skin! If you haven't gathered by now, it's the Predator wearing a particularly cheesy, reeks-of-80's style set of exercise clothing.
As usual, the palette (which is extremely convoluted this time), is included on the skin. Feel free to use it at your discretion :).
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Preview for those without the 3D viewer feature on the site (it doesn't accept the body hat layer thing, so it's missing some sections that are on the skin:
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Reference:
| Credit | AHNALD SCHWARZENENEGGAH!!! |
| Gender | Male |
| Format | Java |
| Model | Steve |
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