Meet Captain William J. Glynn

"OH MY! WHATS WRONG WITH HIS FACE?!??"
Well, I'm getting to that.
"SERIOUSLY WHATS WITH IT!?"
SHUT UP. Let me tell the story!

It all began a long time ago.. w--
"Can we start, eh.. not so long ago?"
No. You know, it'd be nice if someone wouldn't keep interrupting the story.

Now, where was I? Oh yes, the story of William J Glynn began a long, long.. LONG Time ago.

Well, okay, it wasn't that long ago.. Well, eh, you get my point.

(William's real actual name was
Percy Perrywinkle.
He decided to change it.
Because Percy Periwinkle isn't the most... manly.. name)

It all started with a young boy named Percy J. Periwinkle.
As a child, Percy wanted to be a pirate when he had gotten older.
Like every child, he would make wooden fake swords, and fight (play) with his friends.

Still as he got older, his goal in life never changed.
By this time he was a teenager.


So, shortly after changing his name, he joined a pirate crew.

In his early days, he was basically the cleaning lad.
One day, he was stuck with cleaning the deck.
"Ar, this sucks, yar!" He said.
(Ya know, because everyone said the words ar, yee, and matey back then)

He eventually ranked up, (position-wise); And he became one of the best pirates.

He joined the most trecherous, relentless,and 'scurvy' crew on the seven seas.
(Yes, scurvy, it's a pirate word. Get over it)

Eventually, he became the captain of his pirate crew. With the most menacing ship.

The Queen Perrywinkle.

Everything was going perfectly fine for him, at the time.

Everyone feared him.

But that all changed one day.

On a nice, warm Spring's day, William and his crew were sitting at a port, getting ready to sail.

But suddenly, a wild bee appeared!

"Yar! Get outta here matey!" He shouted at the bee, as he swatted it angrily.
(My pirate dialog is so good.)
The bee eventually stung him, right on the nose. (The wild bee used sting.)

(Turns out, he was allergic to bees!)

But, not only did he get stung, in the nose that day. He got fell down the ship steps.
And guess what?

And he landed RIGHT on his nose. (Good Job, Gavin Free)

This really wasn't his day.

He still made an attempt to roam about the seas, (even though he was 'injured') trying to be the most fearsome pirate that had ever lived.

Except, he had a little bit of trouble with that.
You see, his nose ended up staying this way.
And how could a pirate with a nose like Mario's ever be scary?

He became known as Captain Big-Nose. (Well, atleast to the kids.)
It was to the point of where he couldn't even be a pirate.
He soon stepped down from his position as captain.
"What kind of job could I possibly get, looking like this?"

Then an idea popped into his head. I think you know where this is going.
What kind of job can a person get with a nose like his?
"A CAPENTER!?"
No. You silly goat.

William eventually became a baker.
Because all bakers have gigantic noses, and really cool moustaches. (Google It.)
So in the end, he found a job he loved, that accepted him.
And they all lived..
Happily ever after...
Except for the pirate ship and crew, the kraken got 'em.
-applause-

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