Host- Welcome to our 3rd episode of... "An interview with your average mob!" Today, we'll be having someone who really tried to be here. Please, let's give a round of applause to The Blaze, all the way from the Nether!

*Applause*

Blaze- Thank you, it's really great to be her- WHEEZE!

Host- Uh, are you ok? You sou-nd like you have a bit of asthma. Do ya need anything? Maybe some water?

Blaze- NO! I most definately do NOT need water! What are you trying to do, kill me? Beside, the cough's nothing. Every blaze has it. I blame genetics. Stupid Steve, kicking dust all the way into our DNA! But if you really wanna help? Get me a nice, fresh bucket of lava.

Host- Well, I'm sorry, but we're out of lava at the moment. How about some soup spiced up with redstone?

Blaze- No, I'd better not.

Host- Ok... Well, might I ask, what is it like to be able to shoot fireballs and fly at will?

Blaze- Well, I actually can't fly at will, only when there's someone nearby for me to show off for. And the fireballs? I actually have to charge after each one.

Host- There are electrical sockets in the Nether?

Blaze- No no no, not like that. I mean, I can't just rapid-fire 'em, it takes time to aim & prepare.

Host- Oh. Well, in that case, seeing as your sent my intern home with minors burns right before the show, I say we better wrap this up quick.

Blaze- My pleasure.

Host- Well everyone, thank you for watching the 3rd episode of An interview with your average mob! Thank you, and good night.