This is a rap I wrote about http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/about-me-the-real-me/ which was written by arcues_the, I only did chapter 1 but if you guys like it then just say if you want chapter 2, 3 or 4. This was of course uploaded with his permission.

"My name is arceus_the,
Obviously that ain't my real name,
you silly boy,
my real name be Ken,
you better write that down with your pen.

I got ADHD,
But should that seperate me,
From the rest of society?

No I am awesome at math,
not a psychopath,
my mind works differently to the rest of you,
but don't let that decieve you,
I got sharpened senses,
I can feel movements in the ground,
look what I found,
an earthquake's about to come,
now you should run.

My pessimism takes over me,
So I can't roam free,
I got a friendship scale zero to five,
Five being the best,
Zero being the worst,
If you are a zero,
I hate you, I hate you!
However if you are a five,
I love you, I love you!
Controversial, huh?

There are many games,
I could play for the rest of my days,
These could be minecraft or garry's mod.
But it annoys me,
when I am on minecraft,
I am sleeping at night,
Peaceful as can be,
then that ugly green thing walks into my home,
when it gets too close,
Creeper go Kaboom!

Peace out!"

Hope you liked give some feedback.