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BREAD
because we all like it
because we all like it
TLDR
There is a bread piece, right? So it's alive now, cool, ain't it? They knew random stuff, living and stuff. So he wanted to be eaten. He used his bread thingies to wiggle out of his plastic cage and he fell into the knife holders.He didn't die lol.
So that bread thingie went onto the plate at the perfect time, the cooker went and was taking the bread to the grill. This was the happiest moment of the bread's life. He was almost about to be eaten in a sandwich when he
realized:
"oh shoot I'm about to be eaten."
So that bread thingie went onto the plate at the perfect time, the cooker went and was taking the bread to the grill. This was the happiest moment of the bread's life. He was almost about to be eaten in a sandwich when he
realized:
"oh shoot I'm about to be eaten."
So anyway there was this piece of bread. One day (December 1st, 2021 for chronological order,) they gained consciousness after being in the pantry for 1 week. They knew random stuff a 20 year old human would know, they knew about pronouns, life, school, etc. totally not because of plot. So this bread had stuff to do. They were in there for so long that they just wanted to be eaten, and through his bread thingies he knew that there was a BBQ happening at the home he was in, but the only thing was that he kinda sorta might of maybe couldn't walk at all. He could flail around, though! So the random piece of bread (he's made out of pumpernickel) flailed around. Being the top part of the load meant that he could get out of the plastic bag a LOT easier. He flailed and twisted and turned until he finally came out, but then he fell straight into the knife holder.
Well I mean just the knives' tops were there, so he was okay. He wiggled out of there and fell onto the plate for the BBQ, but it wouldn't start until 5:PM. It is currently 4:30, and people are preparing. Just his luck, the mother of the household just brought out the bread package, (she came in 4:29, and this story started at 4:00. The pumpernickel escaped at 4:26,) the bread was brought to the grill. The bread has never been happier in it's entire life of 3 hours, but then it noticed...
"Oh [!@*(^] I'm about to be eaten."
That was the end lol.
| Credit | Bread, also the bread contest |
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I'm not changing it because funny