Wow Notch really out did himself this time... Animal breeding, you heard me right. Notch in his infinit- knowledge decided to take an easy going rpg, building game and turn it into a find so noms,(what noms?) and make babies kind of game. WHERE DOES THIS COME FROM!?!?! is all i am wondering when i see +Animal Breeding on the 1.0 screen when i open up minecraft and my little brother asks,
"Hey Zack, what's animal breeding?" and I'm like oh F**k so this is what i told him...

1.Well you go find some npc village because most of us (me) are to lazy to grow our own wheat and god forbid we go raid a dungeon to get some.

2.You pick (break) the wheat and shove it down both animals throats because it gets them in the loving mood like that.

3. You stand and watch because your a pervert and try to see animals having a baby.

4. Poof, a deformed version of the animal you just mated appears at the animals feet and it looks up with its huge head and goes "MOOOO".

5.You pull out a sword and kill the bastard.

6.You later feel sorry for the poor defenseless animal while eating some beef by a fire.

and that in a nut-shell is what i say to him because i am not ready to go down the "other" (suspicious quotation marks) road yet.