At the age of 6 years and 3 months I was asleep in my home of England when I heard a tap on my window. A weary curiosty burned through my veins, urging me to open my window. I tip toed to my window where I had gazed out of so many times and opened the window. A dark coloured man with a white smile and black moustache looked at me. All of a sudden I felt a cloth smother my mouth and nose. The sweetness was overwelming. A cloud of darkness blinded me and I slipped into a deep, unconcious sleep. 

When I awoke the next day or so a hand forced my head to jerk upwards. There I saw the man at my window. He was bald, black and had a beautiful black mysterious moustache. 
"Welcome. To utopia" he whispered to me as he took my hand and led me to a garden. 
This was no ordinary garden. It was inhabited by humans! Male and female. However, it took me a while to realise that something was wrong. Every face had the same one as my 'window man'. They all looked at me and outstretched their hand. I gulped. I began to backtrack but then I bumped into my window man. 

Then a hand was forced on my face. I felt my face changing. Lips growing, nose rounding, head smoothing. I felt hair rip out of my skin just above my enlarged lips. After what felt like an eternity the hand was removed. A mirror was handed to me.  
"Welcome Steve Harvey #065436" 

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