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God:I made an entire world!
Notch:I made an Endless world!
God:Well I can make circles!
Notch: -.-
2. Mod: Dude, why were you flying?
Player: I was hanging on to your leg :3
3. Netherrack is like charcoal,... *thinking..* umm.. it burns?
4. The chicken and the pig were having some fun.
Chicken- This some cool stuff.
Pig- Yeah, I'm thirsty, going to the lake, wait for me here.
Chicken- I ain't going anywhere.
In the lake, the pig meets the cow.
Pig- Whats up? .
Cow- Whats up. Where's chicken?
Pig- In the forest, having some fun.
Cow- Ok, i'll go to him.
Then the cow goes to the forest. he finds chicken.
Chicken- HOLY CHICKEN! PIG! YOU DRANK LOTS OF WATER!
5. Q: what did the minecraft turkey say?A: cobble, cobble, cobble!
6. Knock knockWhos there?
Not a creeper.
Lol, anti jokes...
I cant think of any more... this got requested too. Thanks for reading :3
1.
God:I made an entire world!
Notch:I made an Endless world!
God:Well I can make circles!
Notch: -.-
2. Mod: Dude, why were you flying?
Player: I was hanging on to your leg :3
3. Netherrack is like charcoal,... *thinking..* umm.. it burns?
4. The chicken and the pig were having some fun.
Chicken- This some cool stuff.
Pig- Yeah, I'm thirsty, going to the lake, wait for me here.
Chicken- I ain't going anywhere.
In the lake, the pig meets the cow.
Pig- Whats up? .
Cow- Whats up. Where's chicken?
Pig- In the forest, having some fun.
Cow- Ok, i'll go to him.
Then the cow goes to the forest. he finds chicken.
Chicken- HOLY CHICKEN! PIG! YOU DRANK LOTS OF WATER!
5. Q: what did the minecraft turkey say?A: cobble, cobble, cobble!
6. Knock knockWhos there?
Not a creeper.
Lol, anti jokes...
I cant think of any more... this got requested too. Thanks for reading :3
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Player: Thanks it took me a long time to bui-
Creeper: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Player: NNNOOOOOOOEEEEEZZZZZZZ
Creeper: HAH JUST KIDDING
Player: Thank Go-
Creeper: NOT *Explodes*
Player: NNNUUUUUUUU
Player changed name to Griefer.