Dear Diary,

My plans are going well, i have tortured, tricked, and deceived almost every minecrafter out there... if my plans go well the world of minecraft shall be MINE. my only problem is that fool Notch, he gets in the way of everything! every time he updates this damn game it makes it harder and harder to hack accounts, but i have laid my trap for him... he is becoming bored with the game, so he'll never see it coming... and once he's out of the way i'll start laying my pathway to VICTORY, ill terroize server, shutting down everything anyone has ever known! ill enslave each and every minecrafter... and if anyone rebels ill destroy them and make everyone else SUFFER. My plans are so detailed there is not a single flaw. in a week or less the first stages shall be launched.. for each and every mob that is killed five will spawn in its place! that should weed out all the noobs, and for the ones that survive... I shall Bomb all the forests and soon there will be no wood to cut, and many of the mobs that are so called "food sources" shall be OBLITERATED!!!!!!!! WATCH OUT MINECRAFT HERE I COME

-Herobrine