How To Annoy A Person [Minetorial]

Updated on Jul 15th, 2012, 7/15/12 3:08 pm | 1 logs
Published Jul 14th, 2012, 7/14/12 9:44 pm

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Rockdude101
Level 20 : Expert Artist

This guide will help you in the seemingly simple but very challenging task of... ANNOYING PEOPLE. (It's not that hard, actually.) This step-by-step guide (with helpful demonstrations from our very own Samuel the Creeper) will show you the many tactics, techniques, and skills you need to sufficiently annoy your friends (just for fun), your hated enemies (well, they really deserve it), and all your in-laws (gawd they're annoying).
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Then let's go!

1. Locate your target.
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Sam has located the silent and peaceful Rockdude101 (no wonder he sucks at PvP), wondering about what random thingy he should add to his house.

2. Get REAL close to him. Not too close though, he needs some space to breath. Plus, that would just be really awkward. Don't forget to breath REALLY LOUDLY.
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Sam is currently stalking Rockdude101. Annoyance Level (AL): 1%

3. Greet him regularly. Repeat process multiple times for a stronger effect.
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Sam says hi. AL: 2%

4. Greet him in an annoying accent. The more phony it sounds, the better.
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Sam is enraging Rocky with his British lingo. (I do not mean to offend any Brits out there. Seriously, you guys are cool.) AL: 5%

5. Poke him in the back repeatedly. Slapping, jabbing, and punching also work, but are not recommended.
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Oh. Sorry about that. I should have noticed that. In that case, just kick him in the butt.
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Sam just kicked Rocky (a little too hard) in the butt. AL: 15%
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LOL ROFL LMFAO LSHMSFOAIDMT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU JUST GOT NAILED LOLOLOLOLOL

6. Make a funny face at him. Incorporate drool, unfocused eyes, or a very loud DURRRRRRRRRR for maximum annoyance.
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Here Sam's face (slightly damaged from impact with Rock's fist) is making Rocky fell annoyed. Mainly because he's trying very hard to keep his laugh contained. AL: 21%

7. Now it's time to take DRASTIC MEASURES!
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That do not cause death and/or digestive problems.
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So, start licking him. (Ewwwwwwwww.)
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Great job, and he seems very annoyed. ...I think. AL: 23%

8. Fire your lazah.
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Yup, he just got pwned. Hard.
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The blast caused a rise in Rocky's annoyance level (as well as third-degree burns). AL: 37%

9. Start spamming chat. (Don't do this in Minecraft, everyone hates it.)
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Excessive spam exposure resulted in Rock's brain spontaneously combusting. Meh. Didn't have much of one anyways. AL: 42%

10. For the final step, just do whatever random, annoying thing you do best.
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Oh right. You can do that. Hm. Probably should have put that earlier in the tutorial...
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Wow, that is poorly drawn.
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AND THERE WE GO. THE BLAST MIGHT HAVE BLOWN OUT MY EAR- (pop) oh that's better. Never mind. Let's see Rocky's reaction from that chaos...
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Oh gawd...
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AL: 101%! THAT'S how you annoy someone like a boss.

I hope this tutorial explained all of the pros and cons, inner workings, tips, tricks, and HOW GAWD DANG FUN ANNOYING PEOPLE IS! (Don't actually do this stuff, it will either result in yelling or felonies.) I hope you enjoyed this!

Thanks for viewing (very first blog, hope it's decent X3), and if you enjoyed this, don't forget to diamond and/or favorite this. All the pictures were drawn on my Nintendo 3DS, so they're kind of cruddy looking and cheap. Hopefully they're good enough. This is also my Minetorials contest entry (July 2012 PMC Contest). Once again, thanks for viewing!

Credit	Paint 3D (Nintendo 3DS App) [most pictures were created using it], Photoshop (helped place memes in pictures), Whoever created the Challenge Accepted, Me Gusta, and Rage Face memes
Tags	Blog Tutorial Contest Creeper Minetorials Annoy Rockdude101