We all know that after a long day a game of stacking blocks is extremely promising but sometimes little bits of life come up and smack our computers over the head so I'm going to teach you how to have a perfect session

1. don't "sneak play" it at 1:00-5:00 in the morning that shows that your completely obsessed with the game and can be a little creepy
2. when having a session make sure no other commitments overlap with it, it can really be annoying if your somewhere between placing the first block of your ugly dirt house or on the 6000th block of your diamond castle and your called to play clay pidgin shooting or something. Always remember, plan your session.
3. always go to the toilet and have something "filling" to eat before playing as the same reasons as tip 2 it can be really annoying if your in the middle of building
4. if you completely ignored tip number 3 and your basically busting to go to the toilet also enclose yourself in a thoroughly lit house, while this doesn't really apply to single player (which pauses for you) multiplayer will continue onwards and if you come back t the spawn point and say "but I was doing my business" they'll probably somethings like...

• "time and tide wait for no miner"
  
• "well if that's how you feel you can take your business elsewhere"
  
• "hey I ordered a cheeseburger"
  

...well probably not the last one but you get the point.
5. when testing texture packs test them on single player (it's easier)
6. have fun, Minecraft is at your fingertips enjoy.