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Hello PMC!
First of all I'd like to dedicate this post to a good friend of mine, Private (also known as PiguFilms). He's been having some trouble with the girls, and he wanted me to help him out with that.
There are a few key things to remember when hitting on a girl. I based these things off of my past experiences and off of what worked for me.
If you are a girl and feel offended by this (which is likely enough, people get offended like crazy on the internet):
DON'T BLAME ME, BLAME THE GIRLS I'VE HIT ON.
Alright, with that out of the way, let's get started.
1. Make sure she is in fact available. (optional, but a good first step if you're new at this.)
A girl with a boyfriend is simply twice as hard to pick up. If you are very new at this, I suggest you start off with a girl that is actually single. A boyfriend can get in the way of a lot of things, if you have really bad luck he can even get a bit aggressive towards you, when you try to hit on his girl. This is something you'd preferably not deal with. In a few cases you don't have to worry about this fact. For example if her boyfriend is a total wuss and you can take him a fist-fight, go ahead. You'll beat him if he tries to screw up your plans. If this is not the case, I ONLY suggest experienced Casanova's to still go for it.
2. Attraction and repulsion.
This is THE trick I'm going to teach you. It has a success rate of at least 90% when it's done right. The key tactic here is to play it hard-to-get. Don't start getting awkward. Just walk up to her and tell her she's got the most beautiful eyes, or smile, or whatever. It doesn't really matter what you tell her, anything will work. Heck, you can compliment her on her perfect elbows if you'd like. She'll dig it.
Now, what you should do after you have given her this compliment will seem a bit harsh at first, but trust me. It'll make her CRAZY for you. You just straight-up ignore her for 3 days. Trust me. It won't be easy at first, but when you've done this, she'll be crazy for you. She's been thinking those last 3 days of what you actually meant when you said something about her elbows and think of how sweet it was of you to say that. If she's got your number, she'll try and contact you, but just ignore that too. Don't care about it. Don't get all awkward about it. After three days you just walk up to her, for some small talk. Stay casual. Ask her about school/work, the weather, anything really, but just DO NOT talk about the compliment. If she's not madly in love with you the first time (which happens, don't worry when it does), you simply start over. Ignore her again for a week, and start again at the compliment.
3. Noticing signs.
When you'll talk to her, you'll want to know if she's crazy for you. This isn't too hard to figure out, but I'll explain it nevertheless.
4. Confront her.
When you've walked through these steps, and you've gotten her into you, it's time to make the final move. Now, you don't want to start being shy now. This is crucial. Do not be shy. Like for real. Just don't. Get your shit together and ask her out. Movies, dinner, lunch, coffee, a walk through the park. If she likes you, she won't care where you go.
And that's how it's done!
Seems easy enough, right? Well, that's because it is.
Now get to work and go get her, before another guy does!
-Edit: This doesn't work on Australian girls, those girls dont care.
First of all I'd like to dedicate this post to a good friend of mine, Private (also known as PiguFilms). He's been having some trouble with the girls, and he wanted me to help him out with that.
There are a few key things to remember when hitting on a girl. I based these things off of my past experiences and off of what worked for me.
If you are a girl and feel offended by this (which is likely enough, people get offended like crazy on the internet):
DON'T BLAME ME, BLAME THE GIRLS I'VE HIT ON.
Alright, with that out of the way, let's get started.
1. Make sure she is in fact available. (optional, but a good first step if you're new at this.)
A girl with a boyfriend is simply twice as hard to pick up. If you are very new at this, I suggest you start off with a girl that is actually single. A boyfriend can get in the way of a lot of things, if you have really bad luck he can even get a bit aggressive towards you, when you try to hit on his girl. This is something you'd preferably not deal with. In a few cases you don't have to worry about this fact. For example if her boyfriend is a total wuss and you can take him a fist-fight, go ahead. You'll beat him if he tries to screw up your plans. If this is not the case, I ONLY suggest experienced Casanova's to still go for it.
2. Attraction and repulsion.
This is THE trick I'm going to teach you. It has a success rate of at least 90% when it's done right. The key tactic here is to play it hard-to-get. Don't start getting awkward. Just walk up to her and tell her she's got the most beautiful eyes, or smile, or whatever. It doesn't really matter what you tell her, anything will work. Heck, you can compliment her on her perfect elbows if you'd like. She'll dig it.
Now, what you should do after you have given her this compliment will seem a bit harsh at first, but trust me. It'll make her CRAZY for you. You just straight-up ignore her for 3 days. Trust me. It won't be easy at first, but when you've done this, she'll be crazy for you. She's been thinking those last 3 days of what you actually meant when you said something about her elbows and think of how sweet it was of you to say that. If she's got your number, she'll try and contact you, but just ignore that too. Don't care about it. Don't get all awkward about it. After three days you just walk up to her, for some small talk. Stay casual. Ask her about school/work, the weather, anything really, but just DO NOT talk about the compliment. If she's not madly in love with you the first time (which happens, don't worry when it does), you simply start over. Ignore her again for a week, and start again at the compliment.
3. Noticing signs.
When you'll talk to her, you'll want to know if she's crazy for you. This isn't too hard to figure out, but I'll explain it nevertheless.
- People in love are awkward. Very awkward.Like they don't even know what to say when you walk up to them. That awkward. Shouldn't be hard to notice. right?
- They laugh, giggle, smile, etc. A lot. Like, almost creepy. She'll giggle at anything you say. Literally anything.
- Pay attention to her friends. They know she likes you. And they're not as good at hiding it as she is. When you walk by them, and you notice them looking at you, giggling, looking at her with that "Oh-dats-him-gurrll-face". This is almost a guarantee that she likes you.
4. Confront her.
When you've walked through these steps, and you've gotten her into you, it's time to make the final move. Now, you don't want to start being shy now. This is crucial. Do not be shy. Like for real. Just don't. Get your shit together and ask her out. Movies, dinner, lunch, coffee, a walk through the park. If she likes you, she won't care where you go.
And that's how it's done!
Seems easy enough, right? Well, that's because it is.
Now get to work and go get her, before another guy does!
-Edit: This doesn't work on Australian girls, those girls dont care.
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also *facepalm*
1. work out
2. find a girl
3. carry her to a restaurant
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Step 2: Put hands around girl
Step 3: Pick girl up
Woo, you did it
~Rose