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Hello.
You may or may not know me. You can call me Souper. Basically I'm a mapmaker, but that's not important right now.
On July 4, I stole a pie from PersonWhoPlaysMinecraft. Here's how I got away with it.
The heist
At about 5 PM on July 4, the victim posted their pie onto the wall. As soon as WaffleBear took a slice, I knew I had to get to work. I immediately thought to just take the pie, but then shot that plan down as there were just too many other complications. Next, I thought to just steal the pie and the tin it was in. However, the sign still remained, and, therefore, evidence that there was a pie there. So I just took the pie (still in the tin) and the sign too so nobody knows I stole it. The pie still remains in the WaffleTown museum.
The aftermath
About ten hours later, the pie patrol was knocking at my door. They had come to let me know that my pie privileges were revoked, as I forgot to get rid of the CCTV video. The security tapes showed me boxing up the pie and walking off with it. I now had a problem. I couldn't steal pies stealthily if I couldn't legitimately get into where they were being held. Of course I could just go in through the backdoors, but that's too much work. I packed up my stuff and left town for a few days. Three, to be exact. When I returned, AmyOak was offering wishes for free, so I used mine to make certain that she couldn't ruin my wish with semantics, then wished my pie privileges back. My pie priveleges are back!
But there's a new problem. The Pie Patrol know my face. If a pie went missing, and there was proof of me being there, I'm in the slammer! So for now I'm not stealing pies. Well, at least for a while.
I'm now holed up in a shack in the woods behind WaffleTown.
Well, hope you enjoyed this weird storytime thing.
You may or may not know me. You can call me Souper. Basically I'm a mapmaker, but that's not important right now.
On July 4, I stole a pie from PersonWhoPlaysMinecraft. Here's how I got away with it.
The heist
At about 5 PM on July 4, the victim posted their pie onto the wall. As soon as WaffleBear took a slice, I knew I had to get to work. I immediately thought to just take the pie, but then shot that plan down as there were just too many other complications. Next, I thought to just steal the pie and the tin it was in. However, the sign still remained, and, therefore, evidence that there was a pie there. So I just took the pie (still in the tin) and the sign too so nobody knows I stole it. The pie still remains in the WaffleTown museum.
The aftermath
About ten hours later, the pie patrol was knocking at my door. They had come to let me know that my pie privileges were revoked, as I forgot to get rid of the CCTV video. The security tapes showed me boxing up the pie and walking off with it. I now had a problem. I couldn't steal pies stealthily if I couldn't legitimately get into where they were being held. Of course I could just go in through the backdoors, but that's too much work. I packed up my stuff and left town for a few days. Three, to be exact. When I returned, AmyOak was offering wishes for free, so I used mine to make certain that she couldn't ruin my wish with semantics, then wished my pie privileges back. My pie priveleges are back!
But there's a new problem. The Pie Patrol know my face. If a pie went missing, and there was proof of me being there, I'm in the slammer! So for now I'm not stealing pies. Well, at least for a while.
I'm now holed up in a shack in the woods behind WaffleTown.
Well, hope you enjoyed this weird storytime thing.
| Credit | PersonWhoPlaysMinecraft for the pie, and AmyOak for letting me get away scot-free |
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you still don't get my pies