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So I've decided to make a fun blog, sort of inspired by PigTails.

If Mobs Were Students

Enderman
If the Enderman was a student at school, he'd be the one who would hate for you to look at their paper or ask for help. Instead of telling the teacher if someone was looking at their paper, they'd start to get all mad and they'd slap you, and ask to change seats.

Skeleton
If the Skeleton was a student at school, she'd be the annoying, mean, skinny popular girl, who purges herself constantly to be skinny. She's the one who would throw spitballs at you in class, or would copy off your paper and would hit you if you said no.

Zombie
If the Zombie was a student at school, he'd be the really obnoxious kid who breathes really heavily in class, and usually falls asleep during lectures. He'd take up a lot of space on the desk and would do anything to make himself feel comfortable.

Creeper
If the Creeper was a student at school, he'd be the kid that would somehow always break their arms and would have to get someone else to always do their homework or classwork. They would also be the one who has anger issues and would blow off their steam constantly, and could really cause some damage...

Spider
If the Spider was a student at school, they would be one of Populars. They would climb fences to ditch class, and when they aren't ditching, they'd be one of the Populars talking in the back and just making a lot of noise.

Cave Spider
If the Cave Spider was a student at school, they would be one of the Popular Wannabes. They'd constantly follow the Populars around, but when it came time to ditching, they'd run back to class. They would always sit in the back next to the Populars and would try to join their conversation but would be constantly teased out of the discussion. They would always take the blame for the Populars and would jump right in front of a fight to earn the Populars' approval.

Wolf
If the Wolf was a student at school, they would be one of the nicest people. They would be nice to anyone who approached them, unless someone makes fun of the Wolf's friend or hurt one of the Wolf's friends. Then they would go full on RAAAWWRR!

Ocelot
If the Ocelot was a student at school, they would be the nicest people at the school. They would be super smart, but were constantly teased and no matter what you said to them, they'd never stand up for themselves. Usually they would just run away.

Pig
If the Pig was a student at school, they would be one of the Populars who would act extremely innocent in front of the teacher and would secretly eat in class, but would eat very loudly. And if the teacher asked who was eating, they'd automatically blame someone else and hide their food super quickly.

Chicken
If the Chicken was a student at school, they would be one of either:
o If the Chicken was a student at school, they would be the really short kid who walks around timidly. They don't make too many friends but they hang in the crowd so they aren't picked out and picked on. They're scared of loads of things, and try their hardest to be the teacher's pet although they might not always have the best grades.
o If the Chicken was a student at school, they would be the really short kid who tries to pick fights with taller, more popular people. They never seem to learn their lesson with picking fights, but only get more and more angry.

Cow
If the Cow was a student at school, they would be the really buff guy at school, who constantly works out, and would look like the type of person that is a player, but they're really not. They have eyes for only one girl, which is their girlfriend. The two of them always look like a perfect couple. They love each other so much it makes others sick, or maybe they're just secretly jealous.


Mooshroom
If the Mooshroom was a student at school, they would be one of either:
o If the Mooshroom was a student at school, they would be the really energetic, attractive girl at school, and she would look like the high school slut, but in reality, she's only been with one guy in her life, and that would be Mr. Cow. She loves him dearly and would do just about anything to spend time with him.
o If the Mooshroom was a student at school, they would be the person most goody-two shoes would try their hardest to stay away from. The Mooshroom would usually get caught on the P.E. field doing drugs or illegally trading or selling things. At every dance they've ever been to, their ride home was in a cop car, and that wasn't the car they drove to the party. They don't have the best reputation and some refer to them and their group as the "Bad Populars".



Sheep
If the Sheep was a student at school, they would be the really shy person. They would always eat alone, or they would eat with a group, but wouldn't say much. No matter what you do, they always feel isolated, but if you talked to them, they'd light up and seem really happy. They'd talk with you as long as you wanted to talk to them. But when you walked away, they'd sit alone again. They'd make no move to try to be social with anyone. They always try to look happy to you, but deep down, they're hiding something behind that smile...



Squid
If the Squid was a student at school, they would be one of the two:
o If the Squid was a student at school, they wouldn't be the brightest person. They would usually sit down in class and not pay attention to the teacher at all. When it came time for classwork/homework, they would have no clue what they were doing. They make really perverted jokes sometimes and it can often get on one's nerves...
o If the Squid was a student at school, they would be the one who has popular and non-popular friends. They may not look the smartest, but they do have a brain in there, and it's a pretty big one! They are also one of the funniest students, but the Populars don't laugh as much at their jokes, but their non-Popular friends aren't afraid at all to be who they are, and laugh tons at their jokes. Squids try to be really nice to everyone, and they just want everyone to be happy.



Ghast
If the Ghast was a student at school, they would be the overachievers. Where do I begin? They would always, and I mean always, have to sit in the front, nearest to the teacher's desk. They would always take notes on the smallest things and would get incredibly mad if someone was talking or eating in class or asked a question. They would be the ones who tried their absolute hardest to get above average in everything and the highest score in the class, aiming for 110%. And there's nothing wrong with that. But if they got a B on a test, a dreadful B, they would usually burst into tears and get a lot of the class' attention.



Silverfish
If the Silverfish was a student at school, they are the really tough, small ones. They'd do just about anything for their friends but have a real bad reputation. Their friends tease them about the reputation, but not in a mean way. The reputation would be for standing up for their friends or themselves and not letting people pick on them. The Populars aren't too fond of Silverfish because they are one of the only students that are courageous enough to stand up for themselves.


Slime
If the Slime was a student at school, they'd be one of the perverts. They would always try to sit next to girls at school, and would annoy the heck out of them by hitting them with gross jokes again and again. They would think of everything as a joke and wouldn't take anything seriously at all. Every year some might hope that they'll mature a little bit, but they never seem to. They just come back with worse jokes for the girls. Most girls joke that Slimes are gonna be forever alone.

Blaze
If the Blaze was a student at school, they would be one of the most social people you could ever meet. They would usually be the center of attention. In all honesty, they just like to make lots of friends and they try to make everyone happy. They won't stand for perverted jokes and try their hardest to get good grades in class, but a B won't worry them.

I might add more to this later. I was honestly a little bored. Hope you enjoyed! ^-^

Hope you enjoyed!

Additional Credit:
~ smanrt - They helped with the second personality for the Squid. Thank you!

Thank you so so so so so much for getting me on the most popular blog page! THANKS FOR ALL THE DIAMONDS AND VIEWS AND COMMENTS AND.. I FEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT TO CRY! :'D THANK YOU! <3
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04/18/2016 9:42 pm
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Brownwarriorcat232
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Do the bosses and the new 1.8-1.10 mobs! I know 1.10 isn't out yet, but POLAR BEARS!!!
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10/27/2015 6:26 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Toast
AdriannaMoon
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I think I would be an ocelot and a sheep...
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10/02/2015 7:10 pm
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TAXIxoxo
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You forgot whichever mob woul be in the ACTUALLY cool mish mash group of confident nerds, geeks, weirdos and others that are mature enough to see popularity doent matter. Need to find omeone who is a major doctor who fan, someone to cosplay with you or a colecor of vintage 1980s video games? Alot of these people somehow end up as theter nerds, and if you havent guessed it band nerds. Example conversation (based on actaull ocurences):
Ughh the first year band is practicing its so out of tune it hurts my soul!
Oh calm down you *starts singing* "POOR UNFORTUNATE SOUL"
Please note because these people come together because they are all unique eah group WILL varry.
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10/07/2015 8:29 pm
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Aquatta
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You should read Me and Earl and the Dying Girl.
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08/06/2014 11:11 am
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HipHopPuppy
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add a horse plzz
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08/06/2014 11:11 am
Level 22 : Expert Warrior
HipHopPuppy
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i gave you a shiny blue rock
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08/06/2014 11:10 am
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HipHopPuppy
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im kind of a ocelot/squid 2/wolf/sheep/   ocelot: im one of the nicest people at school and im super smart and i get teased sometimes  and if i start getting bullied i kinda speed walk away, wolf: i have a few friends and im very protective of my friends when a bully starts being mean or is hurting my friend i get mad 1 reason is cuz i have anger issues, squid 2 : im super funny nut who ever is popular just stare at me while raising a eyebrow its very rude but ya my jokes make my friends like laugh till there heads pop off, sheep: im super shy i dont go up to someone and start a conversaition i just sit down and relax but if a person starts talking to me im a chatter box
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07/22/2014 8:04 am
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Jamie1994
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Id be a squid... imna blonde and I dont look smart but I have a strong vocabulary and I am ze class clown and everyones friemd like snape and the dwath eaters and the order of the Phoenix im so weird.. xD
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07/22/2014 8:06 am
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Jamie1994
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Also be a blaze :3
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07/01/2014 2:21 pm
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Im Mainly a mix of the sheep, wolf, silverfish, and Enderman, but no slapping people up XD i better practice my baa/bark/ssshshshsh/warppp
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