As the team and I go through the world, we find a stronghold and decide to interview a silverfish.
FrodoPiano: So, why do you hide in stone?
Silverfish: To prank Steve.
FrodoPiano: Why do you want to prank Steve? He seems so nice.
Silverfish: Have you ever been attacked by someone as soon as you spawn?
F: That's a good point, but you are a hostile mob.
S: . . .
(long awkward silence)
F: Are you sill with us?

S: . . .
(long awkward silence)
F: Can't you just tell me why you don't like Steve?
S: He nearly KILLED ME!!!!!
F: But he didn't . . .
S: Would you like me to spawn a thousand of my kind?
F: No thank you, but I would like to know a way out.
S: Okay . . .
(plots an evil plan)
if you have a few eyes of ender, I can get you out of here . . .
F: How?
S: Just put them in these end portal frame blocks.
Journalist #1: I'll do it.
(finishes ender portal)
Now we jump in?
S: Yes.
Journalist #1: If you say so! Weeeeeeeee!
(jumps in)
Journalist #2: What a noob!
J #1: It's dark in here. Oh, maybe these tall men on black suits with purple eyes can tell me the way.
Journalist #2: We're going to have to slay the enderdragon, aren't we?
F: Yes we are.
J #2: Are we going to fire him when we're done?
F: Yes we are.
(We both jump in and save our friend, but that's another story)
Silverfish: Oooh . . . they left their journals . . .
(plots an evil plan)
let's have some fun!
(writes:)
Silverfish are awesome. You should make them your lords. You players are wimpy. The other mobs are too. I want to eat cheese and cake. Give me your house and you tools and weapons. If you do, I won't kill you. If you don't, I'll make you eat cheese and cake jump into the nether without weapons or tools and eat cheese and cake block off the portal with cheese and cake obsidian.

Come back next time for interview with the enderdragon.
Click here for the past mob interview: interview with a villager