As the team and I were tricked into going into the end, we decided to make the best of it by interviewing the Enderdragon. We had some diamond swords and some enchanted bows and arrows too, so that if anything went wrong with the silverfish in the last interview, we would be safe. Now I'm glad we brought them, because they will help us if we happen to come across trouble here in the end. Please enjoy Interview With The Enderdragon.

FrodoPiano: Wow. It's dark in here.
Journalist #1: I'm hungry.
Journalist #2: I'm hurt.
FrodoPiano: I'm sick of you complaining.
Journalist #1 and #2: But I have to go to the bathroom!
F: Didn't I tell you to go before we left?
Journalist #1: No, actually.
F: Well . . . now I'm saying it: You should go to the bathroom before we leave.
Journalist #2: But we already left.
F: I know that but--

(we hear an enderman)
Boys, it looks like we're going to have to walk right into this mess.
(we walk up to the enderman to "check out the situation")
Enderman: Eehohof.
J #1: Do you know where we should go if we want to get out?
Enderman: Hefoymachshei. Hefoyachscie.
J #2: What that does that mean?
Mysterious voice: It means that the enderdragon is to your left.
F: Who is that?
Mysterious voice: Look behind you.
(we all turn around to see a rough looking man wearing pixelrags)
I am Steven. I live here in the end and have learned to become friends with the endermen and the Enderdragon. I can speak Endian.
F: Could you translate the Enderdragons speech if we interview him?
Steven: Sure. I don't see why not.
F: Great. let's get to it.
(we all go over to the enderdragon who is resting by one of the obsidian towers)
Steven: Hayish Endshichouder! Maie hashech fensia soa instaeishchioshc yaie.
Enderdragon: Shoich maie soch aie queshachi.
F: What did you say to her? And what did shy say in reply?
Steven: I said:
Hey Enderdragon! I have some friends who want to interview you.
and she said:
Shoot me with a question.
in reply. Just tell me what you want to say, and I'll say it in Endish and then translate the answers back.
F: Okay then. Let's begin. Why do you live here in the End?
S: Soish yaie lav hair in chai End?
Enderdragon: Beaicashio poishe dchahi laie maie.
S: 'Because people don't like me'
F; Why not?
S: Soish haichait?
Enderdragon: Maie braiches isht beaicashio maie shloiash achioshd.
S: 'I think it's because I shoot acid.'
F: But is that why you moved? Because you didn't have any friends?
S: Daied shacht mashc yaie weige moise?
E: Haich. Notch bashcich maie hair.
S: 'No. Notch banished me here.'
F: Why don't you get him back?
S: Soish daiedn yaie ghast haie bache?
E: Maie daied. Maie mak endermechs a maie osheva bache gefsh e Minecraft
S: 'I did. I created endermen and my egg is the greatest prize in Minecraft.'
F: Why shouldn't I take it, then?
(I will now only include Steven's translation in this journal)
S: 'Because if you try to kill me, Steven will try to kill you along with me, and you will be the first to die.'
F: Then why shouldn't I kill him?
S: 'Because he is a good player.' But I'm sure there are more reasons than that. I mean, I'm nice and I'm smart and I'm--
(we hear a slashing sword)
F: --dead. Yes you are.
E: Haoidu siofgu yaie, yaie zasioudf! Tadoiu risacou! Maie siosui yaie Z-A-S-I-O-U-D-F!!!!!
(I'm sorry for the Enderdragon's language. Hopefully none of you speak Endish.)
F: You'll die for those three sentences!
(I continue to stab the Enderdragon until he died and I got the egg. Then we have to go through this long conversatin with two voices who talk about minecraft being only a dream. We then returned to the overworld.)

F: I will never go through a minecraft portal again. And just so you know, you're fired just like we said in the stronghold for getting us into this mess. Hello? Hello?
(I find Journalist #1)
Are you even listening?
J #1: Oooh . . . what's this purple thing with obsidian around the outside?

So come back next time for interview with a Zombiepigman!
Click here for the last interview: Interview with a Silverfish