Me: Can you start by telling us your name?
Bones: Uhh, you know my name, I live with you.
Me: Dude, This is an interview, pretend I don't know you.
Bones: Fine, I am Bones, the ultimate archer, leader of the supernatural hunt, commander of the mob rebellio-
Me: Ok, shut up.
Bones: But you said-
Me: Well, that doesn't matter. I don't care what I said. Now tell me your origin.
Bones: Well, I was born as a skeleton, obviously.
Me: Well we're out of time!
Bones: But-
Me: No, we are.
Bones: This is pointless you little-!

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