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Hey! It's Sam here. Sorry for not making blogs lately. I was busy and just got back from vacation. So here, I hope this 'reborn' of the interview series entertain you! :)
Interview with Wolf:
Me: Hey wolf! How about we have some interview?
Wolf: You will have to tame me first.
Me: I don't wanna be your master!
Wolf: Yes you will and you will give me bones right now!
Me: No!
Wolf: *grrrr*
*2 hours later...*
Wolf: These bones from your hands and legs are enough. I'm your pet now :3 Now what do you want to interview?
Me: I'll just rest in peace.
Interview with Witch:
Witch: I sense you coming, interviewer... I sense you.
Me: Oh, didn't know you could do that.
Witch: What brings you here, young man?
Me: I'm not young. Look at mah beard.
Witch: That's not a beard. That's my armpit wig.
Me: .-.
*SamAiman fainted* *2 hours later*
Witch: I see you've waken up from shades of smelly stuff.
Me: Ah f-f-fin-all-ly. C-can I i-i-nn-ter-f-e-e-re yy-ou? (accidentally said interfere instead of interview)
Witch: What?!? How did you know that I'm about to divorce? Why do you want to interfere? To bring us back?
Me: Actually...
Witch: Thank Notch! I've been looking for someone to help me settle my marriage problems. I love my husband so much but I'm so scared to talk to him :/
Me: Ah dammit.
Interview with Ocelot:
Me: Hey ocelot! Can I interview you?
Ocelot: *runs away*
Me: Hey, come back! I'm not hurting you D:
Ocelot:*runs away*
Me: Why are you running? I come in peace. I'm not Emperor Zurg nor Buzz Lightyear. Please don't run!
Ocelot:*runs away*
Me: (In heart) Oh! Just forgot that I need to feed it fish. Hey kitty kitty! I got fish!
Ocelot: *eats* Thanks! You've freed me from this 'Jaguar Hyper Run' suit.
Me: Nice! So can I interview you?
Ocelot:What are you talking about? I'm your pet, not an artist.
Me: Oh for crying out loud!
Ocelot:Actually I am an artist. LET'S CRY OUT LOUD, YEAH!!
Me: *takes out sword*
*Ocelot died*
Me: Totally worth it.
Interview with Cave Spider:
Me: Hey cave spider! Would you like an interview?
Cave Spider: Sure! Ask me all you want.
Me: How does it feel to be the proud owner of this hideous cave?
Cave Spider: It may be hideous, but it's awesome! I liked the darkness so much until I'm starting to get hungry.
Me: Um... you didn't mean..
Cave Spider: YES I DO! I haven't ate for 3 minutes and I really need food!
Me: I better run!
Cave Spider: I got you caught! Now witness the greatness of how CAVE SPIDERS eat!
Me: *prays before dies*
Cave Spider: Why are you praying? I'm trying to eat this silverfish I grilled just now.
Me: Oh .-. I fell for it. I thought you were going to eat me. Hahaha whew.
Cave Spider: Meh, I'm a vegetarian, so I don't eat meat. Man, all this delight makes me wanna eat meat.
Me: Didn't you say..
Cave Spider: YES I DID! I'm not a vegetarian but I eat human for desserts! The blood are so nice >:)
Me: Noooo!!!!
I hope you enjoyed my Part 5 of interview with mobs! You can check out the other parts by clicking my name. Happy reading :D
Interview with Wolf:
Me: Hey wolf! How about we have some interview?
Wolf: You will have to tame me first.
Me: I don't wanna be your master!
Wolf: Yes you will and you will give me bones right now!
Me: No!
Wolf: *grrrr*
*2 hours later...*
Wolf: These bones from your hands and legs are enough. I'm your pet now :3 Now what do you want to interview?
Me: I'll just rest in peace.
Interview with Witch:
Witch: I sense you coming, interviewer... I sense you.
Me: Oh, didn't know you could do that.
Witch: What brings you here, young man?
Me: I'm not young. Look at mah beard.
Witch: That's not a beard. That's my armpit wig.
Me: .-.
*SamAiman fainted* *2 hours later*
Witch: I see you've waken up from shades of smelly stuff.
Me: Ah f-f-fin-all-ly. C-can I i-i-nn-ter-f-e-e-re yy-ou? (accidentally said interfere instead of interview)
Witch: What?!? How did you know that I'm about to divorce? Why do you want to interfere? To bring us back?
Me: Actually...
Witch: Thank Notch! I've been looking for someone to help me settle my marriage problems. I love my husband so much but I'm so scared to talk to him :/
Me: Ah dammit.
Interview with Ocelot:
Me: Hey ocelot! Can I interview you?
Ocelot: *runs away*
Me: Hey, come back! I'm not hurting you D:
Ocelot:*runs away*
Me: Why are you running? I come in peace. I'm not Emperor Zurg nor Buzz Lightyear. Please don't run!
Ocelot:*runs away*
Me: (In heart) Oh! Just forgot that I need to feed it fish. Hey kitty kitty! I got fish!
Ocelot: *eats* Thanks! You've freed me from this 'Jaguar Hyper Run' suit.
Me: Nice! So can I interview you?
Ocelot:What are you talking about? I'm your pet, not an artist.
Me: Oh for crying out loud!
Ocelot:Actually I am an artist. LET'S CRY OUT LOUD, YEAH!!
Me: *takes out sword*
*Ocelot died*
Me: Totally worth it.
Interview with Cave Spider:
Me: Hey cave spider! Would you like an interview?
Cave Spider: Sure! Ask me all you want.
Me: How does it feel to be the proud owner of this hideous cave?
Cave Spider: It may be hideous, but it's awesome! I liked the darkness so much until I'm starting to get hungry.
Me: Um... you didn't mean..
Cave Spider: YES I DO! I haven't ate for 3 minutes and I really need food!
Me: I better run!
Cave Spider: I got you caught! Now witness the greatness of how CAVE SPIDERS eat!
Me: *prays before dies*
Cave Spider: Why are you praying? I'm trying to eat this silverfish I grilled just now.
Me: Oh .-. I fell for it. I thought you were going to eat me. Hahaha whew.
Cave Spider: Meh, I'm a vegetarian, so I don't eat meat. Man, all this delight makes me wanna eat meat.
Me: Didn't you say..
Cave Spider: YES I DID! I'm not a vegetarian but I eat human for desserts! The blood are so nice >:)
Me: Noooo!!!!
I hope you enjoyed my Part 5 of interview with mobs! You can check out the other parts by clicking my name. Happy reading :D
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