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Hey! It's me again. Thanks a lot for supporting me in the making of this interview. I really appreciate that all 3 parts of this interview got pop reel, so I hope that this one will get pop reel too :) So here it is :D
Part 1 is here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/interviewing-with-mobs-part-1-d/
Part 2 is here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/interviewing-with-mobs-part-2-d/
Part 3 is here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/interviewing-with-mobs-part-3-d/
Interview with Squid:
Me: Hey Squid, want to have some interview?
Squid: Okay. What would you like to ask?
Me: Why do Sky hate you so much?
Squid: Because I'm the sexiest mob in Minecraft. Nobody has a mouth at the bottom, so that makes me the
sexiest creature :3
Me: Anything else?
Squid: I'm done. Err, I better go now.
Me: Why? I was just about to interview you D:
Sky: I'm saving you from that SQUID!!
Me: ....Go home Sky, you're drunk -.-
Sky: I ain't go home until I get that SQUID!
Me: You asked for it. INCOMING!!
*Missile appeared and heading to Sky*
Sky: Oh my, HOLY BUDDER MISSILE! Come to papa :D
Me: Stop! Why did you shoot that golden missile -.-
Squid: Look son, that's why you can never communicate with people. Even the interviewer.
Interview with Villager:
Me: Hey, can I interview you?
Villager: *murp**murp*
Me: What?
Villager: I'm just kidding. Welcome to the village, young lad. I hope you enjoy your stay. *murp*
Me: Thanks :) So can I intervi..
Villager; Let me take you around. So this is our farm. We farm twice a month. We use the farm for food and to sell it to other village. *murp*
Me: But I'm her.....
Villager: Shh!! Don't talk until the end of the tour. Now here is the lamp post. It is so...
(3 hours later)
Villager: ..and this is my home. So I hope you enjoyed the tour. *murp*
Me: Finally! So can I interview you?
Villager: No.
Me: GAARH! *headbangs*
SamAiman headbanged to death
Interview with Bat:
Me: Hey bat, can I interview you?
Bat: *snores*
Me: Hello?
Bat: *snores*
Me: Oh wait. Bat sleeps at day! Silly me :3 I'll just come at night. *walks away*
Bat: Whew, luckily he is gone. Stupid enough that he's in a dark cave.
Me: Got you! I was just setting you up xD Now let me interview you!
Bat: How about no? *flies away*
Me: Why does everyone hate me :'(
Bat: Dude, I don't hate you, but TAKE A FREAKING SHOWER! You spent a whole week interviewing those mobs without
even taking a shower -.-
Me: Oh .-. How did you know?
Bat: Because I'm a boss, unlike you :P
Me: Okay :'(
Interview with Silverfish
Me: Hey, can I interview you?
Silverfish: Sure! What do you want to ask?
Me: Your name clearly states that you're a fish, but why aren't you one?
Silverfish: I don't know either .-.
Me: What? You are a silverfish and you don't know why are you called one.
Silverfish: Why would you even care? My job is to kill people and I'm killing you now.
Me: You? Kill me? Hahaha xD You are just too small to kill me :P Take this!
Silverfish: Thanks for hitting me! By doing that, my army of silverfish has spawned. Get him!
Me: Aww nuts .-.
SamAiman was slain by Army of Silverfish
Interview with Blaze:
Me: Hey blaze! May I interview you?
Blaze: Why yes, ask me all you want.
Me: How do you pee?
Blaze: Why do you even ask?
Me: Because I'm interviewing you.
Blaze: Asking and interviewing are two different things.
Me: No it isn't. It works just the same way.
Blaze: Where's the camera then? What TV channel will this interview be published live?
Me: .-.
Blaze: Why aren't you answering? Where's the table? Where's the chair? Where's the paper? Where's the studio? Where are you?
Me: I'm outta here -.-
That's all. I hope you enjoyed. Sorry if it isn't funny as before, but I put a lot of effort in this Interview With Mobs series.
There will be 3 more parts to complete the whole mobs interview. So if you like it, please comment whether I should continue or not. Thanks :)
Part 1 is here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/interviewing-with-mobs-part-1-d/
Part 2 is here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/interviewing-with-mobs-part-2-d/
Part 3 is here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/interviewing-with-mobs-part-3-d/
Interview with Squid:
Me: Hey Squid, want to have some interview?
Squid: Okay. What would you like to ask?
Me: Why do Sky hate you so much?
Squid: Because I'm the sexiest mob in Minecraft. Nobody has a mouth at the bottom, so that makes me the
sexiest creature :3
Me: Anything else?
Squid: I'm done. Err, I better go now.
Me: Why? I was just about to interview you D:
Sky: I'm saving you from that SQUID!!
Me: ....Go home Sky, you're drunk -.-
Sky: I ain't go home until I get that SQUID!
Me: You asked for it. INCOMING!!
*Missile appeared and heading to Sky*
Sky: Oh my, HOLY BUDDER MISSILE! Come to papa :D
Me: Stop! Why did you shoot that golden missile -.-
Squid: Look son, that's why you can never communicate with people. Even the interviewer.
Interview with Villager:
Me: Hey, can I interview you?
Villager: *murp**murp*
Me: What?
Villager: I'm just kidding. Welcome to the village, young lad. I hope you enjoy your stay. *murp*
Me: Thanks :) So can I intervi..
Villager; Let me take you around. So this is our farm. We farm twice a month. We use the farm for food and to sell it to other village. *murp*
Me: But I'm her.....
Villager: Shh!! Don't talk until the end of the tour. Now here is the lamp post. It is so...
(3 hours later)
Villager: ..and this is my home. So I hope you enjoyed the tour. *murp*
Me: Finally! So can I interview you?
Villager: No.
Me: GAARH! *headbangs*
SamAiman headbanged to death
Interview with Bat:
Me: Hey bat, can I interview you?
Bat: *snores*
Me: Hello?
Bat: *snores*
Me: Oh wait. Bat sleeps at day! Silly me :3 I'll just come at night. *walks away*
Bat: Whew, luckily he is gone. Stupid enough that he's in a dark cave.
Me: Got you! I was just setting you up xD Now let me interview you!
Bat: How about no? *flies away*
Me: Why does everyone hate me :'(
Bat: Dude, I don't hate you, but TAKE A FREAKING SHOWER! You spent a whole week interviewing those mobs without
even taking a shower -.-
Me: Oh .-. How did you know?
Bat: Because I'm a boss, unlike you :P
Me: Okay :'(
Interview with Silverfish
Me: Hey, can I interview you?
Silverfish: Sure! What do you want to ask?
Me: Your name clearly states that you're a fish, but why aren't you one?
Silverfish: I don't know either .-.
Me: What? You are a silverfish and you don't know why are you called one.
Silverfish: Why would you even care? My job is to kill people and I'm killing you now.
Me: You? Kill me? Hahaha xD You are just too small to kill me :P Take this!
Silverfish: Thanks for hitting me! By doing that, my army of silverfish has spawned. Get him!
Me: Aww nuts .-.
SamAiman was slain by Army of Silverfish
Interview with Blaze:
Me: Hey blaze! May I interview you?
Blaze: Why yes, ask me all you want.
Me: How do you pee?
Blaze: Why do you even ask?
Me: Because I'm interviewing you.
Blaze: Asking and interviewing are two different things.
Me: No it isn't. It works just the same way.
Blaze: Where's the camera then? What TV channel will this interview be published live?
Me: .-.
Blaze: Why aren't you answering? Where's the table? Where's the chair? Where's the paper? Where's the studio? Where are you?
Me: I'm outta here -.-
That's all. I hope you enjoyed. Sorry if it isn't funny as before, but I put a lot of effort in this Interview With Mobs series.
There will be 3 more parts to complete the whole mobs interview. So if you like it, please comment whether I should continue or not. Thanks :)
Credit | TheLouiiJP for some ideas. |
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