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i am looking for the best joke for this week please feel free to leave a comment telling me the best joke you can think of to try and make me lol because at the moment i cant think of any good ones apart from
Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a nrestaurant. o Leto s go in and get something to eat,o Jim suggested. o We ncano to responded John, o dono t you see the sign says NO PETS ALLOWED.o o Aahn that sign,o said Jim o dono t worry about ito and taking out a pair of nsunglasses, he walked up to the door. As he tried walking into the nrestaurant he got stopped at the door, o sorry no pets allowed.o Cano t nyou seeo said Jim o I am blind, this is my seeing eye dog.o But ito s a ndoberman pincher, who uses a doberman pincher as a seeing eye dog?o the nman asked o Oh,o Jim responded o you must have not heard, this is the nlatest type of seeing eye dog, they do a very good job.o Seeing that it nworked, John tried walking in with his Chihuahua. Even before he could nopen his mouth, the doorman said o dono t tell me that a Chihuahua is the nlatest type of seeing eye dog.o
Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a nrestaurant. o Leto s go in and get something to eat,o Jim suggested. o We ncano to responded John, o dono t you see the sign says NO PETS ALLOWED.o o Aahn that sign,o said Jim o dono t worry about ito and taking out a pair of nsunglasses, he walked up to the door. As he tried walking into the nrestaurant he got stopped at the door, o sorry no pets allowed.o Cano t nyou seeo said Jim o I am blind, this is my seeing eye dog.o But ito s a ndoberman pincher, who uses a doberman pincher as a seeing eye dog?o the nman asked o Oh,o Jim responded o you must have not heard, this is the nlatest type of seeing eye dog, they do a very good job.o Seeing that it nworked, John tried walking in with his Chihuahua. Even before he could nopen his mouth, the doorman said o dono t tell me that a Chihuahua is the nlatest type of seeing eye dog.o
Thinking quickly John responded in a angry voice o You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?o
hope you like mine try and beat it XD
Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a nrestaurant. o Leto s go in and get something to eat,o Jim suggested. o We ncano to responded John, o dono t you see the sign says NO PETS ALLOWED.o o Aahn that sign,o said Jim o dono t worry about ito and taking out a pair of nsunglasses, he walked up to the door. As he tried walking into the nrestaurant he got stopped at the door, o sorry no pets allowed.o Cano t nyou seeo said Jim o I am blind, this is my seeing eye dog.o But ito s a ndoberman pincher, who uses a doberman pincher as a seeing eye dog?o the nman asked o Oh,o Jim responded o you must have not heard, this is the nlatest type of seeing eye dog, they do a very good job.o Seeing that it nworked, John tried walking in with his Chihuahua. Even before he could nopen his mouth, the doorman said o dono t tell me that a Chihuahua is the nlatest type of seeing eye dog.o
Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a nrestaurant. o Leto s go in and get something to eat,o Jim suggested. o We ncano to responded John, o dono t you see the sign says NO PETS ALLOWED.o o Aahn that sign,o said Jim o dono t worry about ito and taking out a pair of nsunglasses, he walked up to the door. As he tried walking into the nrestaurant he got stopped at the door, o sorry no pets allowed.o Cano t nyou seeo said Jim o I am blind, this is my seeing eye dog.o But ito s a ndoberman pincher, who uses a doberman pincher as a seeing eye dog?o the nman asked o Oh,o Jim responded o you must have not heard, this is the nlatest type of seeing eye dog, they do a very good job.o Seeing that it nworked, John tried walking in with his Chihuahua. Even before he could nopen his mouth, the doorman said o dono t tell me that a Chihuahua is the nlatest type of seeing eye dog.o
Thinking quickly John responded in a angry voice o You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?o
hope you like mine try and beat it XD
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The pirate responded, "I lost me leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!" His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked, "What about you hand. Did you lose it at the same time?"
"No," answered the pirate. "I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys." Finally, the land-lubber asked, "I notice you also have an eye patch. How did you lose your eye?"
The pirate answered, "I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew over and crapped right in me eye." The land-lubber asked: "How could a little seagull crap make you loose your eye?"
The pirate snapped, "It was the day after I got me hook!"
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."