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Just Noob Things

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WA1D0's Avatar WA1D0
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There are some saying noobs would be likely to say:

"How is punching a tree going to make it break? Oooh nvm"

"How do I make a pick? Wait.. What is a crafting table?"

"How am I going to Remember how to make all these things! Ahhh"

"AAAAHH stop killing me Zombie!!!" 
Steve was mauled to death by a Zombies

"Oh look a dog! Let me pet it :D"

Steve was mauled to death by Wolves.

"I really need shelter! Genuius, no one will break my dirt hut!"

Sadly Steve returned to a griefed hut

"Why am I dying? Nothing is attacking me?"
Steve died of starvation

"Horsiiieeeees! Let me ride one :D.... Why can't I control the horse. GAAAAH"


"Time to mine! Better dig straight down, I think thats a good idea....."
Steve was burnt alive in lava.
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Thanks for reading!
WA1D0 out
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