Once upon a time, in a time before creepers, there was a farmer. This farmer had fields of carrots, potatoes, and wheat. Now one day, one of the pigs got out of his pen. That very same day, the farmer, Joey, found his first diamonds. Joey's first instinct was to make a pick. Once he did this, he returned to the cave where he'd found the diamonds and found some obsidian. Once Joey got home, he built a Nether Portal. Now, this mischievous pig, Sylvester, saw the portal and decided that where he lived was too cold. He then climbed into the portal and went to the Nether. Sylvester immediately saw Joey's trail of destruction. He saw dead lava slimes everywhere. He followed the trail of lava cream and eventually found Joey. Joey was battling a creature known to all as a ghast. There were a couple of times where it looked like Joey would lose, but the ghast eventually fell. Joey picked up the ghast tear, but Sylvester got the gunpowder. Sylvester sneaked back to the overworld to show his pig friends what he had found. The first pig to greet him on return was Billy. Billy was a fatter pig than the rest, 10 pixels wide instead of 9. He saw that Sylvester had gunpowder, which looked like sand, a pig's favourite food, not counting carrots. Billy jumped at Sylvester and gobbled up the gunpowder, with a sand chaser from a nearby stream. That night, Sylvester went to bed mad at Billy. The next morning, Sylvester punched Billy in the stomach, causing the sand and gunpowder to mix. Over the next few days, Billy started changing. He was no longer 10 pixels wide, he was now only 8. He'd also gotten much taller. His skin had turned a sickly shade of green. Billy was still mad at Sylvester for punching him, so he went up to Sylvester, ready to yell at him. As he prepared to yell, he found he could no longer speak, only hiss. He felt his anger build to the point he wanted to explode, and that's what he did. Billy exploded and left a sulphur filled hole in his place. Sylvester fell into the sulphur pit and came out looking the way Billy had. Sylvester also felt very angry. He was angry that Joey had found a way to keep all of the pigs in their pens. So, when Joey came to feed the pigs, Sylvester blew him up. He aslo created a hole in the fence so other pigs could escape. Some of the other pigs jumped into the sulphur pit so they could troll Joey in Sylvester's honour. Other pigs escaped to the Nether to get gunpowder for themselves. However, Sylvester didn't tell them where the gunpowder came from, so most of them were killed by ghasts because they didn't know that they could fly. Instead of being reduced to 2 flat porkchops, they were reborn as zombie pigmen.